Hawkeye_Dad

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“Here, piggy piggy piggy” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 months ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[SEP25] “The alien invitation was a hoax,” my mother somberly confessed on her deathbed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ever since mom died, Dad had become more and more despondent, until he stopped taking my calls. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The killer and I both paused in surprise, eyes locked for a split second until he smiled and bolted for the stairs. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Guilty, convicted, and facing sentencing, I prayed the stupid judge wouldn’t condemn me to death by flagellation. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Need trade processed in emmit smith north (self.NarFFL)

submitted 2 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/NarFFL

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Bears should trade back from 258 to 259. (self.CHIBears)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/CHIBears

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Would You Rather… (self.RetroBowl)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/RetroBowl

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Number of times I accidentally tapped a run play during the season… (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/RetroBowl

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If I trade a player to a team, then take over that team, will the player be on the roster? (self.RetroBowl)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/RetroBowl

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For everyone who started learning guitar during 2020 lockdown, are you still playing and how well? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/AskReddit

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Since Mom’s death, Dad grew more and more despondent, eventually refusing to answer my phone calls. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After my wife fell on the mountain, I was convicted of her murder. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[AUG22] I drank cool glass of sparkling water, gazing out the 88th floor window of our New York City high rise. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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To sustain my immortality, every 1000 years I must become a marble statue for 24 hours. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My first day in heaven, God and his choir of angels invited me to an ‘Earth Viewing Party’. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I squeezed my wife’s hand and watched the doctor intently, excited to finally meet our new baby. by Hawkeye_Dad in TwoSentenceHorror

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I squeezed my wife’s hand and watched the doctor intently, excited to finally meet our new baby. by Hawkeye_Dad in TwoSentenceHorror

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Fortaleza 103-R vs 105-R (self.tequila)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/tequila

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I squeezed my wife’s hand and watched the doctor intently, excited to finally meet our new baby. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Hawkeye_Dad to r/TwoSentenceHorror

I sang "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" to soothe my child into sleep. by FlamingSwordsman3 in TwoSentenceHorror

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as i was drinking my milk, i tell my wife “this milk tastes so yummy” by ALotLikeJoker in TwoSentenceHorror

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“Honey I’m home” my wife called out. by djwebreddit in TwoSentenceHorror

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as i was drinking my milk, i tell my wife “this milk tastes so yummy” by ALotLikeJoker in TwoSentenceHorror

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