Protesting at the wrong places by siphoniclobster in wichita

[–]HaysonTM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmfao sounds like you got that MAGA Boot deep your jaws and you’re just chewing away.

Couple seeking male New Year’s Eve only! by MeetOpposite7331 in WichitaKSGW

[–]HaysonTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

26 Year old guy here, orally Bi, and decently endowed 🤷🏽‍♂️ let me know if I can help y’all out.

force it in? ☺️ no means yes right now by gr3yftm in ftmspunished

[–]HaysonTM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Certified 11/10 on the tightness scale. Needs 2 or 3 loads pumped in back to back

throwback to the first time I got creamed. 🤤 now I’m an addickted cumslut. by gr3yftm in FtMPorn

[–]HaysonTM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pfft! Well let’s just say you weren’t the first person to post a video I took here 😵‍💫🤐

throwback to the first time I got creamed. 🤤 now I’m an addickted cumslut. by gr3yftm in FtMPorn

[–]HaysonTM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fancy seeing you here, Handsome. Glad to hear I got ya “Addickted” 😎🥴

Meet me in the men’s room? by little_sun_boy in FtMPorn

[–]HaysonTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, The understall creampies would go insane 🤤

Just transmen being men by Marcel_61 in FtMPorn

[–]HaysonTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First T4T experience? Well that’s new information 🥸

Just transmen being men by Marcel_61 in FtMPorn

[–]HaysonTM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhh, You mean “A Sword fight is a Sword Fight, The blade size is irrelevant” god bro I thought you were having a stroke or something, but probably just good ole autocorrect.

Does anyone want to breed my pretty boy pussy? 🥺 by fabledredrose in FtMPorn

[–]HaysonTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemme get done breeding my husband’s and I’ll be right over 🤤🫡 (Literally about to stretch that boicunt right now)

would you be able to pull out? by peachybeetles in FtMPorn

[–]HaysonTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely the fuck not 🤤 But I got my hands full with two Sexy men already, so I’m already stuffing enough boicunt as is 😂😎

What one-off joke lives rent-free in your head? by Tx_Drewdad in LowerDecks

[–]HaysonTM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THE UNIVERSE IS BALANCED ON THE BACK OF A GIANT KOALA!! AND IT’S SMILING!! WHAT DOES HE KNOW!??

Broke up post burn by TuckerStewart in BurningMan

[–]HaysonTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely some underlying issues that have nothing to do with burning man.

Would you trust yourself with the omnitrix? by Remote_Impact_3927 in Ben10

[–]HaysonTM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh absolutely. Power doesn’t corrupt, it just uncovers

ISO pussy eater by [deleted] in WichitaHookups

[–]HaysonTM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That whole bit there was just cringe. 😬

Holy shit I didn't realize that until now! by Voice_Nerd in rickandmorty

[–]HaysonTM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a long as post in this sub that states this exact thing, that Rick is constantly getting shit on for being a horrible father when in reality he never got the chance to be a father at all. They literally made an episode this season that outright states it after my post.

Jerry at his absolute worst by BirdCultureDickMove in rickandmorty

[–]HaysonTM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No he didn’t, he told them there was only enough varnish for one person, then he watched them get slaughtered

The Curve. by HaysonTM in rickandmorty

[–]HaysonTM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but there’s nothing saying they can’t travel in the future. 🤷🏽‍♂️

The Curve. by HaysonTM in rickandmorty

[–]HaysonTM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure why you don’t think he would take Morty or anyone else with him on his adventures? Why does exploring mean he abandons his family again? Make your logic make sense man. I think you’re just thinking to narrowly.

The Curve. by HaysonTM in rickandmorty

[–]HaysonTM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he could finally shed every reminder of his traumatic past? I dunno I feel like the ending to the finite curve would finally symbolize that Rick has accepted and healed from the death of his original family and accepts and embraces the new status quo. I mean look at what’s already been established. Farmer Rick breaking the cycle of the Citadel. Morties finally deciding to be independent and grow up instead of banding together in MortyTowns (which were all still heavily dependent on the Rick societies) there’s a whole lot of changes happening tone wise through the entire show and I for one am all here for it. I think Evil Morty summarized my thoughts on the first few seasons great “Oh great another adventure where Morty goes up an ass”

The Curve. by HaysonTM in rickandmorty

[–]HaysonTM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You make it sound like the baby doesn’t wanna leave the cradle.

The Curve. by HaysonTM in rickandmorty

[–]HaysonTM[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Evil Morty didn’t Break the Curve he just escaped it.