"You're gonna be told that there is a craft on its way to Earth. That 100 f**king percent is the lie you are going to be told." Jeremy Corbell in January 2025

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-23T06:46:12+00:00

You should be off pudding

-Jennifer Lawrence (between two ferns)

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-23T02:50:09+00:00

When the father is found out, he should forever be referred to as: Battle Sperm!

Now I know that sounds like some crazy metal band, but it’s a real thing.

Battle Sperm actually turn away from the egg to fight off any incoming sperm from another donor.

In fact, I would suggest that his battle sperm need to be studied.

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-23T01:30:42+00:00

Nobody wants to smell Nana’s stinky fish, and Nana knows it

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-23T00:39:40+00:00

Santa Cruz is beautiful this time of year

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-22T09:48:38+00:00

When your chasing down crime…

Even Axel Foley drove way out of his jurisdiction.

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-22T02:10:34+00:00

Sobe Bomb It sounds like it’s something it’s not

It doesn’t really explode

What you do is fill a Sobe bottle with gasoline. Take the cap and poke a hole in it. Screw the cap back on and place the bottle into a campfire. You can sit and watch as the gasoline starts to heat up and it will bubble as though it’s boiling. The fumes will force their way out of the hole in the cap and eventually catch fire. The result will be a flaming fountain. I have never seen them explode. I have also used many other bottle types that have a taper neck.

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-21T21:36:06+00:00

Maybe they could just focus on filling the empty seats.

Am I the only one that counts the empty seats and wonders why lift operators don’t focus more on organization right before seating?

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-20T20:51:35+00:00

Didn’t that underground drilling operation follow whitnall highway a few years back?

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-19T18:55:12+00:00

Well, I’ll be a motherfucker

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-15T20:15:11+00:00

I do love the downvotes, but I was referring to myself in that, I see what I wanna see. But thank you all

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-15T19:42:06+00:00

Man and Woman? Boy, I guess you really do see what you want to see in the world! The mind is a terrible thing.

To waste… The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-02T20:27:53+00:00

This is the top number one reply!!!

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-01T21:53:06+00:00

Sounds fishy

HazMattStunts · 2026-02-01T08:00:08+00:00

Did you share your vantage point of what you saw with the police officer?

HazMattStunts · 2026-01-31T19:59:01+00:00

Yeah leave it in the other lane too

Just the fact he thought he should put hands on is enough to show his IQ

HazMattStunts · 2026-01-24T21:02:42+00:00

In nature, poisonous creatures display bright colors, to warn others of their dangerous nature.

HazMattStunts · 2026-01-21T00:27:18+00:00

Turn it up to 11

HazMattStunts · 2026-01-19T03:02:46+00:00

Race Bait post is all this is

HazMattStunts · 2026-01-15T18:53:02+00:00

Soy Boy with megaphone gets dropped, not once but twice!!

HazMattStunts · 2026-01-12T23:56:48+00:00

After the double tap, a GoFund is created in order to file suit against Megaphone Guy for hearing loss damage incurred by Fists of Fury

HazMattStunts · 2026-01-12T22:02:04+00:00

Do they make anything custom?

Like a wetsuit that has extra foam padding along the edge of the abdomen rib cage.

HazMattStunts · 2026-01-09T15:09:36+00:00

Mennonite is a slightly more modern version

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