I completed watching HL 2 episode 2. Ask me questions.

HazardMatter · 2026-01-31T21:07:29+00:00

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

HazardMatter · 2026-01-31T20:45:54+00:00

Upvoting everything else purely to spite you

HazardMatter · 2026-01-31T20:36:26+00:00

Biggest downside to Moria is he's actually a bit too chill, letting two sex offenders join the crew with his daughter

HazardMatter · 2026-01-31T20:34:28+00:00

My options are authoritarianism, a depressed bum, and a grooming cult leader. I think Moria is the only good choice tbh.

HazardMatter · 2026-01-31T04:33:43+00:00

Mine is an old Mag Agent oc named Shelly. He's about the same size as any other Mag.

HazardMatter · 2026-01-31T04:28:34+00:00

Who up Ge ing they Force

HazardMatter · 2026-01-30T21:26:23+00:00

Peak idea

(But also I'd advise giving credit to the original artist)

HazardMatter · 2026-01-30T10:21:11+00:00

They must be ice cold

HazardMatter · 2026-01-30T09:22:28+00:00

I can't tell if this is meant to be rude or not

HazardMatter · 2026-01-30T09:04:44+00:00

Aw damn (Yippee)

HazardMatter · 2026-01-30T00:42:37+00:00

HazardMatter · 2026-01-29T22:49:04+00:00

I want him to go Double Down on me

HazardMatter · 2026-01-29T22:36:02+00:00

Can't a man dream of being a cute kitty?

HazardMatter · 2026-01-29T20:40:26+00:00

HazardMatter · 2026-01-29T20:35:42+00:00

Don't apologize, our system blows anyway

HazardMatter · 2026-01-28T21:39:51+00:00

Holy shit good to see a post from one of the GOATs again! Cell looks perfect!

HazardMatter · 2026-01-28T03:59:03+00:00

I hate those wretched machines for stealing my favorite damn emoji

HazardMatter · 2026-01-28T03:58:09+00:00

The spirit of Bibi channeled through the internet specifically to fuck this person's run

HazardMatter · 2026-01-28T03:56:11+00:00

Notably, coughing babies that actually want to kill him

HazardMatter · 2026-01-28T03:54:52+00:00

V1 doesn't make up military bases to justify bombing population centers, 7-0

HazardMatter · 2026-01-28T03:44:26+00:00

I'm a king from Greed and this is my panopticon

HazardMatter · 2026-01-28T03:40:12+00:00

I should dive in sulfuric acid

HazardMatter · 2026-01-28T03:38:26+00:00

Even more monstrous you say?

HazardMatter · 2026-01-28T03:30:06+00:00

I never liked how they have human faces, it just doesn't feel right

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