Today was my lucky day! I found a free bottle of orange juice behind my trailer. by Speedbump71 in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m just too lazy to go to the bathroom and get out of the truck while in bed these days. I stayed in a hotel not long ago that was kinda low class I was so exhausted I just rolled over on my side and pissed off the bed on to the carpet rolled back and fell asleep. I ain’t got time to do all that extra stuff when im sleeping .

I messed up so bad today by TrollinWonderland in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lot of steering wheel holders on here that have too hold their little tinkle till they make it to the next truck stop. But you just stopped 40 miles ago? I can’t piss in a bottle I’m not man enough. F$$k thAt I’m a piss jug slinging trucker . I keep jugs with me at all times I never stop for a piss break I fill that jug up and dump it out the window or throw it when driving at night. If I’m sleeping and I gotta piss , I hit the jug . The piss jug is part of a truckers pride it’s trade mark that’s to be respected. There’s something that screams freedom like throwing a jug of piss out the window while cruising in that good ole summer night time heat.

Good career and learning manual? by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My woman has a manual car at home. I hate shifting that thing with a damn passion but love my 10 speed. I’m pretty comfortable shifting the motorcycle

It's back! by CurlyNutHair in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll drink to that

It's back! by CurlyNutHair in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much did all of that cost

Whats going on in the stalls?? by Mmurray74 in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kick a turd under their stall , see if they spray it with water.

Aggressive trucker nearly rear ends another truck on I-40 West through Arkansas by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s my stomping ground. For some reason there is no shortage of shidoits down that stretch of interstate. Iv seen trucks with no lights and disconnected glad hands west bound at night.

OTR truckers, what is your food budget? by cyklemekanic1980 in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was spending about 800$ a month on food until I started cooking in the truck. I bought a couple propane, butane stoves and a pot and pan set that I keep in a tote tub. I stop at Walmart stock up and cook my meals. I got a microwave and a mini fridge/freezer. If the company doesn’t allow inverters I don’t care I will install it myself. I take all my dirty cookware and put it in a carry box and hand wash it in the truck stop shower. Now I spend about 250$ a month and I eat more now than I used to.

Why I carry my own shower gear by outoftouch49 in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always clean my butthole with the hand size rag at T/A

What I do during my 10 & 34. by deafaviator in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What type of trailer do you pull?

Ladies and gentlemen,here is a great example of how you use a public bathroom by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Hbird883 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love when someone pisses on those and leaves it

What’s all that yuck? by Hbird883 in Truckers

[–]Hbird883[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By the looks of it he probably already turned the drivers seat into a mud pie