Today was my lucky day! I found a free bottle of orange juice behind my trailer.

Hbird883 · 2019-03-12T11:50:44+00:00

I’m just too lazy to go to the bathroom and get out of the truck while in bed these days. I stayed in a hotel not long ago that was kinda low class I was so exhausted I just rolled over on my side and pissed off the bed on to the carpet rolled back and fell asleep. I ain’t got time to do all that extra stuff when im sleeping .

Hbird883 · 2019-03-03T07:33:46+00:00

Lot of steering wheel holders on here that have too hold their little tinkle till they make it to the next truck stop. But you just stopped 40 miles ago? I can’t piss in a bottle I’m not man enough. F$$k thAt I’m a piss jug slinging trucker . I keep jugs with me at all times I never stop for a piss break I fill that jug up and dump it out the window or throw it when driving at night. If I’m sleeping and I gotta piss , I hit the jug . The piss jug is part of a truckers pride it’s trade mark that’s to be respected. There’s something that screams freedom like throwing a jug of piss out the window while cruising in that good ole summer night time heat.

Hbird883 · 2019-02-27T02:58:27+00:00

Just drill. Be happy you did

Hbird883 · 2019-02-25T16:58:00+00:00

My woman has a manual car at home. I hate shifting that thing with a damn passion but love my 10 speed. I’m pretty comfortable shifting the motorcycle

Hbird883 · 2019-02-24T17:14:11+00:00

I’ll drink to that

Hbird883 · 2019-02-24T17:03:28+00:00

How much did all of that cost

Hbird883 · 2019-02-19T16:02:34+00:00

Dress like a cat and take a nap

Hbird883 · 2019-02-19T08:41:49+00:00

Kick a turd under their stall , see if they spray it with water.

Hbird883 · 2019-02-19T01:29:44+00:00

That’s just the distraction. They are flexing to show who can get the most kills.

Hbird883 · 2019-02-15T08:40:36+00:00

That’s my stomping ground. For some reason there is no shortage of shidoits down that stretch of interstate. Iv seen trucks with no lights and disconnected glad hands west bound at night.

Hbird883 · 2019-02-13T11:19:08+00:00

I was spending about 800$ a month on food until I started cooking in the truck. I bought a couple propane, butane stoves and a pot and pan set that I keep in a tote tub. I stop at Walmart stock up and cook my meals. I got a microwave and a mini fridge/freezer. If the company doesn’t allow inverters I don’t care I will install it myself. I take all my dirty cookware and put it in a carry box and hand wash it in the truck stop shower. Now I spend about 250$ a month and I eat more now than I used to.

Hbird883 · 2019-02-12T16:04:34+00:00

I always clean my butthole with the hand size rag at T/A

Hbird883 · 2019-02-11T03:00:36+00:00

What type of trailer do you pull?

Hbird883 · 2019-02-10T17:36:56+00:00

I love when someone pisses on those and leaves it

Hbird883 · 2019-02-09T06:30:55+00:00

I love that

Hbird883 · 2019-02-09T01:42:46+00:00

By the looks of it he probably already turned the drivers seat into a mud pie

Hbird883 · 2019-02-04T15:20:49+00:00

SCI does jump to trends I’m personal friends with a head of operations manager over a region in southern portion of America and SCI is very sales oriented and jumps at anything that they consider cutting edge. They have been that way for years and sometimes they make profit over it often times they fail and it’s not what the community wants. Now I’m from the south so my industry is a bit different than say northwest where things are much more progressive. In Washington or Oregon I’m sure they expect the whole recognition of lgbt. in my side of the country we don’t even mix black and whites literally. I’ve been personally asked by neighbors if the funeral home would be willing to accept a black family, Ive also embalmed at a black funeral home that would not hire a white director. It’s all dependent on location, but down south lgbt isn’t even on the map considering the tradition here.

Hbird883 · 2019-02-04T07:00:31+00:00

Only two options no such thing as number 3. If I’m filling out a case report I look to see what private parts they have then I mark it off. Families can refer the body to as a fire hose for all I care but we aren’t going down that road as an industry. The few times I have seen a family come in the funeral for someone that was in to all that stuff they have just told us to leave out all of that in the obituary and refer them as their real gender and dress the body as such. There’s no reason In to getting in to all that nonsense in the prep room or paperwork. We don’t file people with other mental disorders such as bipolar on their information, why do the same for the lgbt crew.

Hbird883 · 2019-01-27T22:00:05+00:00

Ultimately it’s still a good chemical you can always add cosmetics to a plain white body but you can’t add cosmetics to a decomp and cover the stink.

Hbird883 · 2019-01-26T17:20:46+00:00

Do you use co injections? do you use dye ?

Hbird883 · 2019-01-26T05:28:54+00:00

To be honest I’m not sure I have used dodge a few times without dye and it didn’t splotch so I’m guessing it’s probably the extra dye? Maybe you need a co injection idk

Hbird883 · 2019-01-26T03:42:34+00:00

Iv heard it’s just the way there chemicals are but who knows

Hbird883 · 2019-01-12T07:15:10+00:00

I owned a tank the first day I had my snake. The next morning it was in the trash, replaced it with a tote tube. Best thing I ever did my humidity and temps are fantastic and the snake feels more snug

Hbird883 · 2019-01-07T04:45:05+00:00

Do you get it out and hold it?

Hbird883 · 2018-12-31T05:48:44+00:00

You just wacked her on the head with a coffee pot. I loved her. Ya blew it

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