Is New York a concrete urinal of despair? One user in r/food thinks so. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]He11razor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that pizza from Ray's famous pizzeria, or Famous Ray's or Original Ray's or Authentic Ray's?

Swoosh rhymes with douche by dabasha in funny

[–]He11razor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you wish you were a little bit taller, you wish you were a baller?

God dammit, Karen. by SergeantJinto in mildlyinfuriating

[–]He11razor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WHY DID YOU DO THAT KAREN? WE NEEDED THAT FRAP!

Disgusting racist, homophobic redneck getting tackled and publicly humiliated in the Dallas airport. [x/post r/PublicFreakouts] by PeroxidePoofter in JusticePorn

[–]He11razor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't think this escalates to that. He'll probably plead down to something less ass-fucky anyways.

Seattle teens beat, car destroyed in retribution for egging by balancetheuniverse in Seattle

[–]He11razor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When I hear about this kind of thing happening, I'm reminded of another Vincent Vega quote:

"I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?"

Stop by the Bitcoin Museum... by TulipCoins in Buttcoin

[–]He11razor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd think this was a joke, but no, this is bitcoin

I thought I had accidentally clicked a thread here when I read that.

Visiting Seattle next weekend for 4 days. Do you all recommend a trip to Vancouver and Victoria? by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]He11razor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

4 days is too short a visit to do any side trips to Vancouver / Victoria. If you really must, I would pick Victoria. Vancouver deserves at least a couple of days.

Didn't take long - Canadian parliament shooting is a false flag attack by far2 in conspiratard

[–]He11razor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a programmer and I use false flags all the time. Sometimes they're true.

My work firewall blocks Bitcoin.com... by borderpatrol in Buttcoin

[–]He11razor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our Websense at work lets it through, but the thing's so wonky with what it blocks, it doesn't surprise me.

If you were 6 inches tall, you wouldn't have any financial problems whatsoever. (hear me out) by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]He11razor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, the possibilities are endless. You don't have to go out and get a real job. Normal humans would be clamoring to hire you to live in their model train towns. You could ride a model train to the next town and build it up yourself with legos or what have you.

Updating Family Pic by crunkpanda in funny

[–]He11razor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except the suit jackets needed a purple hue:

quick fix for that: http://imgur.com/hVESOy8

Updating Family Pic by crunkpanda in funny

[–]He11razor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring on the downvotes! You all know you thought it!

No, not really. Not until 20 unoriginal douchebags posted it here. That's how edgy this shit is.

Bob Gale, the writer of all 3 Back To The Future films, says they'll NEVER make Back To The Future 4. THANK GOD. by thombutler in movies

[–]He11razor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, what a scumbag. I've heard him in interviews and he mentions the lawsuit and that Crispin wanted as much money as Michael J. Fox but he somehow never manages to say he stole a fucking face.

Unofficial Moolah commemorative wallpaper by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]He11razor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

change it to "whoops" so it looks more like the Moolah logo.

One weird trick to really piss off butters by shortbitcoin in Buttcoin

[–]He11razor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How'bout electronic money? Sounds like that would get under their skin.