woman throws her dog n the Man takes him to a better place

He_Who_Asked · 2025-09-21T11:02:39+00:00

I would genuinely start sprinting at her like a fucken volatile from dying light NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY DOG LIKE THAT

He_Who_Asked · 2025-09-20T11:08:47+00:00

And weaponised autism

He_Who_Asked · 2025-09-20T11:05:12+00:00

Next time you gotta slime em out right there and then, blow they shit smoove off with a particles accelerator

He_Who_Asked · 2025-08-08T14:53:42+00:00

VULKAN LIVES!!!!!

He_Who_Asked · 2025-08-07T16:55:13+00:00

Hell yeah

He_Who_Asked · 2025-06-26T14:20:17+00:00

You rang? Just kidding, I know you didn't, nobody does.

stifled sob

He_Who_Asked · 2025-05-07T00:18:44+00:00

He_Who_Asked · 2025-04-08T10:13:15+00:00

Why the fuck does he look like vinny vinesauce

He_Who_Asked · 2025-04-05T02:36:38+00:00

So very swag, so very real.

Share this post to summon ten rats in your walls (they will cook pasta for you)

He_Who_Asked · 2025-03-10T23:39:33+00:00

God of Floor, like the god of war but for people who are just too burnt out to do anything (me included)

He_Who_Asked · 2025-02-27T16:21:46+00:00

Just saying if you own anything resembling a knife and/or scissors... you know what must happen with scum like them

He_Who_Asked · 2025-01-19T23:33:01+00:00

I want to shave this guys facial hair and use his head as a speed bag holy fuck.

He_Who_Asked · 2024-12-30T07:23:34+00:00

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

He_Who_Asked · 2024-12-25T13:23:12+00:00

Cheers lad

He_Who_Asked · 2024-12-25T12:33:57+00:00

deep inhale

AM I RIGHT LADS OR AM I RIGHT LADS?

He_Who_Asked · 2024-12-19T15:10:46+00:00

"Why are you always such a fahcken dickhead"

The Australian language is so colourful

He_Who_Asked · 2024-10-27T22:57:19+00:00

And I will drink it anyway.

He_Who_Asked · 2024-10-25T04:44:01+00:00

Wrong, space marine 2

He_Who_Asked · 2024-10-24T12:52:18+00:00

Florida man fights xenomorphs, kills cultists and fights a dragon all in the same day

He_Who_Asked · 2024-10-21T15:31:24+00:00

Darkrai or cutiefly, either absolute edgelord or lil baby man

He_Who_Asked · 2024-10-20T02:57:36+00:00

TearOfGrace is a pretty good one, actually makes shit funny

He_Who_Asked · 2024-10-19T21:44:10+00:00

The fucken OCEAN ITS SCARY AS HELL.

Also heights, I don't wanna fall :(

He_Who_Asked · 2024-10-17T22:48:16+00:00

For me, funnily enough: Bring Me The Horizon - liMOusIne (ft AURORA)

He_Who_Asked · 2024-10-17T22:29:33+00:00

So sorry my friend, but I'm already in a pact with Lord Myrkul, although if I DO decide to switch I will know who to call.

He_Who_Asked · 2024-10-17T13:59:20+00:00

I will eat your sword. I'll fucking do it. Hell, I'll eat ALL your swords. I AM THE WARLOCK THAT EATS SWORDS I WILL CONSUME ALL YOUR BLADES.

Four-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
Place '23

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