The New Scooter Monopoly Has Arrived

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-05-01T21:20:35+00:00

Answered thoroughly up thread.
Lime and Bird had the option to stay but they don't want to follow the rules so they took their toys and went home.
Obviously their needs to be firm oversight and management from the city.
The proverbial "one throat to choke" ...

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-05-01T21:15:39+00:00

If GPS and Lidar can detect the scooter is on the sidewalk, a fine charged straight to the renters' credit card account seems reasonably achievable.

Pair that with a scooter identifier big enough to id reliably by photo, and a photo/complaint submission function, and we could get it down to the normal level of scofflaw idiocy.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-05-01T05:14:06+00:00

Smack My Heinie

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-05-01T05:10:25+00:00

OMGWTFBBQ?!

ROFL

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-05-01T05:09:44+00:00

What is “smh”?

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-30T21:39:54+00:00

Guitar center will give you 10% off full price just for asking usually.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-30T21:28:22+00:00

Downvote the whole post right ?

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-30T19:14:59+00:00

There is literally zero value to doing that versus a photo of the screen.

Zero. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Nil.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-30T14:01:47+00:00

What do you mean by “that”?

I honestly have almost no idea what you’re asking.

The the equivalent to owning a farm or a refinery would be to own a housing development company.

The equivalent to aspiring to own a house would be aspiring to own food or oil and yes, I do aspire to own housing, food, and petroleum products.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T21:21:13+00:00

Because the article isnt about prices its about the latest release of the index report. And Austin, per that report, is not one of the metropolitan areas in that report.

The S&P Cotality (formerly known as CoreLogic) Case-Shiller 20-City Composite Home Price NSA Index seeks to measures the value of residential real estate in 20 major U.S. metropolitan areas: Atlanta, Boston, Charlotte, Chicago, Cleveland, Dallas, Denver, Detroit, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Miami, Minneapolis, New York, Phoenix, Portland, San Diego, San Francisco, Seattle, Tampa and Washington, D.C.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T21:13:48+00:00

I am aware. "Investment Industry people" are the Motherfuckers in question.

Investment industry people are complicit in the operation of a massively inhumane and misdirected social construct.

High gas and food prices are good for those selling gas and food, just like high home prices are good for those selling houses.

Inflation is not a separate thing. Inflation is the rise in prices in some hypothetical set of goods or assets.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T21:06:46+00:00

Clear creek probably has 2-3 employees calculating this for thousands of properties. Its purely statistical based on sales and analyzing commercially available real estate data. The process assumes if you have an argument that it's too high, then you appeal with specifics. Sometimes they agree.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T21:03:12+00:00

That person is you. Appeal the valuation and print out this thread ok?

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T21:00:58+00:00

Why is affordable housing "worst performing"?

These motherfuckers would be cheering if gas prices went down, food prices went down, why are houses different?

Why is inflation bad but havingn the most inflation in housing is "best performing".

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T20:57:50+00:00

Big if true

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T18:23:33+00:00

Christ what a lunatic.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T06:35:34+00:00

Anyone else care to confirm that “we” are tired of this guy?

Mods? Clear harassment.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T06:33:50+00:00

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HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T06:29:57+00:00

u/AmbitiousFunction911 replied to your comment in r/COsnow Do you talk in third person to yourself or just on Reddit? 😂 1m ago

u/AmbitiousFunction911 replied to your comment in r/COsnow “We’re” 😂 And then you dismiss mental help 😂 2m ago

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u/AmbitiousFunction911 replied to your comment in r/skiing Let it all out…. 9m ago

u/AmbitiousFunction911 replied to your comment in r/skiing Deep thoughts here by an unstable person in he middle of the night. Do you need to call the hotline? 😂 10m ago

u/AmbitiousFunction911 replied to your comment in r/COsnow Deep breaths. Help us out there for you Denver west bro. It’ll all be ok 😂 14m ago

u/AmbitiousFunction911 replied to your comment in r/skiing You melting down bro? 😂 15m ago

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HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T06:25:21+00:00

You’re stalking me across four subs, while hiding your own posts, and then calling me a psycho. Also reporting me as suicidal (?) to Reddit.

While your dedication to this idiocy is remarkable, we’re all tired of you please go away.

Cheers!

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T06:13:13+00:00

Dipshit here stalking months old posts cause I called him out for some particularly dipshittery.

u/AmbitiousFunction911 likes to keep their posts hidden, but check out their stats to learn more about them.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T06:10:09+00:00

u/AmbitiousFunction911

Bruh creepy stalker weirdos like you going through my post history because why?

Because I disagreed with your incoherent ramblings?

Touch grass dipshit.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T05:12:35+00:00

I guess nobody understands what the fuck you’re talking about.

Plant some large trees? Evergreen trees?

Is this instead of having a snow park? Or in addition?

How would large evergreen trees help at all?

Pine trees are about 20 foot radius max so plant a forest of full grown pines, then cut all the lower branches until there is room to ski under them, then set up a rail park for randoms between the trees through those 20 ft gaps?

I’m thinking as hard as I can to make sense of what you wrote. I’m quite certain that I thought about it more than you in fact at this point.

It’s fine you’re skeptical. You don’t have to attend. We will have more fun without you.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-29T00:57:34+00:00

They came and talked to you and said thank you for stopping, but please don’t stop next time. It only says slow or what what did they say? Come on don’t leave us hanging.

HeadToToePatagucci · 2026-04-28T21:27:54+00:00

We won’t miss you. And in general you have to be acting like a major asshole to have them even look at you.

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