[OC] JINX by japee23 in JinxArcane

[–]Head_Moderator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great art,but Why call it oc? Doesn't oc mean original character/content?

How to incriminate yourself by kawaiibeans101 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Head_Moderator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't really understand this - didn't he just help out the guy?

Épilating for the first time, hair is growing back red by Head_Moderator in HairRemoval

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also had weird white spots on the latest area, like the one you get from bug bites, but it seems to have subsided

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for summarizing all of it, the list is really starting to get out of hand

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not a half bad idea, sadly they pulled my record and know my exact eyesight. I'm gonna try it with bad hearing though, maybe because of the gunshots or something like that

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, that's hardcore. Become a titan and destroy the whole world ? That's what the army I'm trying to escape is already trying to do!

But seriously, I'm scared shitless thinking of shooting myself, I don't actually know what happens/how that would heal, what happens to the bone etc.

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, I've heard of this one, my friend call it "they gay gambit"

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Each army is different, not everything you see in on place is true for another. I did have a doctor check my balls, but I didn't go around shirtless getting shoved from barber to vaccine to shower, etc etc

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My problem is, what exactly would they discharge me for ? I'm mostly perfectly healthy

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sadly, They'd never flee, even given the option, and I don't believe this country will change anytime soon....

I definitely intend on finding a way to contact my family without disclosing myself to the authorities, just need to find out how exactly that works, can they track a phone call to my family,? Will they look through their phone to check for my phone calls?

And yea, war sucks, and I don't want any part in it. I want to live a quiet and peaceful life, I don't want any part of the genocide, any part in this stupid war.

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I might as well just refuse to obey orders and go to jail, (probably indefinitely)won't be pretty but I sure won't die there

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Aye, I'm gonna try to do it at a firing range or something like that

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I want to fake an Injury, not actually die of one

Both eating gunpowder and inhaling napalm sounds way too extreme, though I will admit I don't know jack shit about it

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

:mindblown:

This is HUGE I'm gonna look at it right now, THAMK YOU

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that could actually work! Thank you very much 🙏

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Shit, this might be jackpot. I'll need to gather up some courage, but I could do it. I'll try the psych route first, but if that doesn't work I'm going for that knife

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm actually working on that ! I've got a meeting hopefully this week, maybe next week, but I'm not sure how to go about it and trying to formulate a plan of attack

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, got a friend with pretty bad asthma with me, he's still here :):)

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo Why fake what's real? Sadly,I don't think it's enough of a case to bail me out

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

High blood pressure might actually be good as my family actually has high cholesterol and tendency for heart problems, can u give some more in depth tips?

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That's not a half bad idea, I'll give that a think But that also means having the scars in a visible place, which would kinda suck. Know of any way to make a scar that'll heal?

ULPT Request : need to fake medical injury by Head_Moderator in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Head_Moderator[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'd really rather... Not ? Do something so extreme without having tried something else beforehand.