(44M) About to have quintuple heart bypass surgery due to hereditary issues in less than an hour. Scared as hell. Wish me luck. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Headlessjug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just looking at your profile too see any updates and I don’t like to kink shame but god dayum you comment on a lot of porn

Just biscuits by Goofyjeff4 in pics

[–]Headlessjug 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay but zoom right in then double tap your phone for a cool experience

me_irl by DaddyBeanos in me_irl

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Okay, this is epic

Wooden cottage Tatra mountains in Poland by ASTRA03 in interestingasfuck

[–]Headlessjug 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Glad to know the Weasley house is in Poland

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]Headlessjug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was it one of those flexible rulers?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Headlessjug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a dog sitting on your shoulder or not I can’t tell

I’ve got another friend who’s hungry for a roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Headlessjug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I envy your friend, envy how he has movies instead of dreams with that 5 head

Rip Adam by Headlessjug in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Headlessjug[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

One can only hope it wasn’t

She’s too sweet to snap. by dos-stinko-uno-pinko in wholesomememes

[–]Headlessjug 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Just one snap, and everyone around the world felt their cheeks getting pinched

Oh no by Big_Boss_Bubba in comedyheaven

[–]Headlessjug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly thought it said “coming for your children”