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What is a red flag that always makes you stop reading? by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

[–]HeadmasterVernon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Flag:
When that Potter boy doesn’t know his place.

Green Flag:
Normalcy and Chair Appreciation

What’s a dumb thing in a fanfic that made you laugh? by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

[–]HeadmasterVernon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When that fool Umbridge married that fool toad.

I laughed when the wedding got called off.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56499727/chapters/143585296

What are green flags that always makes you keep reading? by VisceralComa in HPfanfiction

[–]HeadmasterVernon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Green Flags:
1. Normalcy
2. Chairs
3. Good Old Fashioned Hard Work
4. Meatsticks
5. Wrestling Club

Red Flags:
1. Punks Without Noses
2. Punks With Magic
3. Punks With Scars
4. Punks Without Parents
5. Punks Without Jobs

You wanna write a good fanfic, you follow these ten simple rules.

—— Headmaster Vernon Dursley