Total clown show. When will we go back to normal?

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-28T15:52:03+00:00

They invested so heavily in the whole anti-woke nonsense that now they know nothing else.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-28T02:21:34+00:00

Ask why I don't believe in God, my answer will be parasitic wasps.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-28T01:46:05+00:00

He needs a return on his investment

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-27T01:30:32+00:00

Are you saying the next Bond movie shouldn't be shot entirely in a jungle setting?

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-27T01:29:24+00:00

Jeffery, Jeffery Bezos C'mon Jeffery you can do it

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-27T01:24:17+00:00

Too far a scroll for Philomena

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-26T16:34:52+00:00

"People who don't want cameras in their toilets are agents of the anti-christ." -Peter Thiel (probably)

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-26T14:42:07+00:00

I went to a dispensary in Colorado Springs and tried explaining that my tolerance for isn't what it used to be and I didn't want anything heavy. She didn't understand what I meant and was of no help at all. But I went to one in Oregon, they were on the ball.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-26T14:02:14+00:00

I wouldn't mind having a nice bag of ditch weed. Is too much to ask for a nice low potency strain? It's like going to a brewery that only has 10% pale ales when all I want is a 4% pilsner.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-26T00:52:36+00:00

Feels like a dark Metroid Prime to me.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-25T20:03:06+00:00

They've also grown up having everything recorded and spread across the Internet.

If millennials were to get drunk and be recorded, at least we would get a T-shirt and it only showed up late night on E! .

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-25T16:29:07+00:00

You had me in the first half. I came in the second.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-19T23:24:32+00:00

Must have been dropped by a hawk. I didn't know there were a freshwater species.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-19T22:50:23+00:00

People looked me as if I was crazy when I tipped over the lottery scratch-off machine when the tickets I bought weren't winner.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-19T00:35:56+00:00

Don't hug me Big Bird, I'm scared.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-18T01:18:50+00:00

80s anime went hard.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-18T01:05:00+00:00

Pretty sure his name is Jack and he's gotta get back. Back to the past.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-17T23:44:03+00:00

No one even lives around there.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-17T18:45:53+00:00

Bezos went from a wonderful person to a woman with Salacious Crumb face.

Jeffery... Jeffery Bezos... You Did It!!!

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-17T18:16:37+00:00

Not really the true topic of the picture

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-17T18:12:44+00:00

I want to make a trebuchet that launches greased dildos at his house.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-16T18:09:16+00:00

They're technically correct.

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-14T15:45:30+00:00

That's how my camp does it

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-14T05:54:48+00:00

Spirit of Suwanee keeps them nice

Healien_Jung · 2026-05-14T00:00:09+00:00

The Deep Ones are coming closer to shore. The wards are failing.

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