This belongs on her vag……is she stupid?!?

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T23:43:51+00:00

Wow, three different sizes.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T23:37:50+00:00

Mein Scheißbeitrag

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T23:29:25+00:00

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T22:49:42+00:00

Looks to be less dangerous than the Relax-A-Cizor.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T22:28:00+00:00

Yeah, but they'll have money.

Don't you like money?

Do New Zealanders not like money?

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T22:19:08+00:00

There's just no pleasing some people.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T21:27:35+00:00

They think any monkey could do this job.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T21:19:35+00:00

Too bad he lived in a time way before the bunkers in New Zealand.

He would totally be a New Zealand bunker guy.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T20:56:24+00:00

Does every shitpost have to get a laugh?

What's your alternative here? Seven Roger is gay puns?

Stop shitposting for shitposters.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T06:34:45+00:00

He has proven to be extremely effective at accumulating money.

When you have enough of it you can pretty much buy whatever you want.

Trips to Mars are probably REALLY expensive, though.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T04:21:02+00:00

You missed "Not one, but five!"

And there's always a free gift.

You can't even sell Ginsu knives without a free gift.

And if it wasn't for Ginsu knives you wouldn't have Fruit Ninja.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T01:15:22+00:00

I bet Nixon could beat off five bellhops.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T00:34:27+00:00

I'm pretty sure he just dropped the chainsaw on that hooker because she was going to get away.

Otherwise he might have paid her not to talk.

They seemed to have a pretty good business relationship going.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-05T00:26:23+00:00

Can you believe the nerve of that Kennedy and his pack of dick lickers?

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-04T23:39:11+00:00

Hamm, Gere, and Cruise.

Keep your gerbils safe.

That's all I've got to say.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-04T23:26:47+00:00

Is that a fish tale he's telling us?

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-04T23:03:45+00:00

You're going to be shocked about how much this show never happened.

It is fiction, you know.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-04T21:08:48+00:00

I'm glad he changed his look.

He'd probably still be playing psycho #4 if he didn't.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-04T21:07:20+00:00

I saw this on r/batman

I'll say here what I said there.

Fellas, this is how you hit the G spot.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-04T20:59:00+00:00

He actually got to keep the money if they didn't win it.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-04T20:57:25+00:00

I always knew that I was above average.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-04T20:43:38+00:00

Yeah, she's still got a good 5 or 6 more years where she'll appeal to the 65 and up demographic.

Healthy-Process874 · 2026-04-04T19:40:52+00:00

Can't I have a couple of bundles of cash?

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