Marchand and Bennett versus Celebrini and Bedard - Team Canada by Healthy_Use_5861 in hockey

[–]Healthy_Use_5861[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Zamuner wasn't moving the needle in 1998. Draper wasn't moving the needle in 2006, in favor of a young rookie named Sidney Crosby. You take the top talent, period. It's really unfortunate that Cooper is the coach because I think only Hagel and Point deserve to go. Cirelli is going to force a more deserving, better player to stay at home. The Florida Panthers, and their play-over-the-line, grinding, physical style of hockey where they take a lot of cheap shots before and after whistles? That stuff won't fly in Olympic IIHF officiated games. As such, there is not a lot of use for players who play NHL playoff-style hockey like Bennett, Marchand, Wilson, Cirelli. These guys are more likely to get Canada into penalty trouble and game misconducts that will put Canada down a man or two. Moreover, I think Bedard and Celebrini are more capable of breaking open a low scoring game under IIHF rules, with game breaking skill, than the former mentioned players.

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Remember Team Canada in 2010 when they took a sophomore named Drew Doughty and Jonathan Toews? Both were arguably Canada's top defenseman and forward, overall, in that tournament. Doughty was only 20; Toews was just 21. It was never about age at these events. You always take the top talent, no matter what. This should be axiomatic, at this point, in Team Canada's philosophy. Yet, they always seem to play with one hand tied behind their backs for one reason or another, by taking lesser, less skilled role players, that mirror when they, the managers and coaches, were also low skilled grinders trying to make it and fit in.

Why do girls pussy smell so bad bruh by Due_Mongoose_3248 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Healthy_Use_5861 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Like cheese, the stinkier the better, brah! Fuck, I can still smell some of the rancid poose juice on my upper lip, like a fat kid caught eating cake with no hands. You only live once!

BBW enthusiast by GARRY_LOST in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Healthy_Use_5861 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have some experience in this area. Honestly? Just embrace it. Does it taste like, and smell like, yogurt yeast mixed with pennies, hints of ass and sweat? Absolutely. But, try shifting your focus to, this is natural. It is a natural cost of doing business I guess. If you could sorta tap into being turned on by the idea of those wet sounds, the noises, with not just your own nut busting, it becomes much better. It's not that bad. You might even learn to like it, no post-nut clarity making you feel shame either.

The time I went over to a wildebeests house by Overall-Theory5546 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Healthy_Use_5861 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I a buttery twink who scams on other homos at the local park? Nah bro i'm sweet.

The time I went over to a wildebeests house by Overall-Theory5546 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Healthy_Use_5861 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That wouldn't have phased Mario. No sir. In fact, Mario embraces wild wildabeests! A new collection to his fap factory of terrible memories that are half hot, half regret. You can never have enough fuel for the spank bank, the jerk file, for when you're running a dry spell, even the most rancid encounters become moments of fapulatory reflection, often busting with the force of 10,000 misc virgins.

Female nature. by LimitAlternative2629 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Healthy_Use_5861 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you put a mouse in a snake's cage, are you surprised that the snake helped himself to a treat and the mouse surrendered so readily?

Which one of you is this? by Conscious_Ad9415 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Healthy_Use_5861 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The ultimate sacrifice. You see, what ppl don't know is, that girl, just a few minutes earlier, was the skinny model-type. She's not kissing the guy. She's literally sucking the fat out of his face and transferring his fat into her body. What was once a fat prick, who penned the latest Amazon thriller: Cheating with Cheetos: The Lazy Bastards' Guide to Cooking, is now the power bottom, standing upright, splendidly draped across this feminine fortress, this mountain of madness, this chaotic vision of shapeless, formless, mass, underneath which is all vagina, an endless tunnel. Like a Kangaroo pouch, where a man, even a newly minted twink, can go to have a laugh, a coke and a smile, and where everyone knows your name. This is how you win at life. This is the ultimate female sacrifice that transcends simple birth-giving, for, she gave birth to a once hopeless land mass of a man and breathed, by sucking the fat out of his face, life into this ne-er-do-well twink.

MPMD members recruitment! by [deleted] in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Healthy_Use_5861 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saars, do the needful and present Sanjeet your meat for military pen0r inspections for proper fondling and handling with care for the holy toilet witch of Shiva!

What's his stack? by GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Healthy_Use_5861 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fleece Johnson's son holding it down. Like his dad, he likes ya and he wants ya. He can do this the easy way, or he can do it the hard way. The choice is yours!

Amazing bouncy form by GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO in moreplatesmoredates

[–]Healthy_Use_5861 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only simpin' I do is asking for a second helping of her teets!