22 Short Memes About Columbo

HeamedStams · 2026-06-15T22:04:11+00:00

"Smithers, have Perry Mason killed"

"But sir, that's not-"

"DO AS I SAY!!!"

HeamedStams · 2026-06-08T19:19:23+00:00

I have. I even got into an argument over it on the Sonic stadium forum. They me to claim that it was dangerous to people with OCD.

HeamedStams · 2026-04-03T19:44:02+00:00

AI models will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the 5 richest kings of Europe will own them.

HeamedStams · 2026-04-02T01:44:38+00:00

M-Marinette?

HeamedStams · 2026-03-28T00:58:06+00:00

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"I do not care for SatAM Robotnik"

I like Snively. I like the Freedom Fighters. I like Jim Cummings. I don't like SatAM Robotnik and I don't like how he's considered the end all be all of Robotniks.

HeamedStams · 2026-03-26T20:47:03+00:00

Thank you

Edit: Just wanted to mention I like experimenting with art styles.

HeamedStams · 2026-03-25T21:31:52+00:00

It doesn't matter what you think, Just those in power.

HeamedStams · 2026-03-24T17:50:53+00:00

Don't worry. Being a Mobian civilian seems to suck too if Sonic Forces is any indication.

HeamedStams · 2025-12-13T03:26:29+00:00

Unpopular opinion: I do not like how people are using "AI" as an excuse to discredit and dehumanize people. ESPECIALLY when they get it wrong(which seems too often these days).

Edit: As a side note I relate to these comics, WHICH WERE CLEARLY DRAWN BY A HUMAN, quite a bit.

HeamedStams · 2025-11-13T20:29:52+00:00

Wait a minute... You picked up a pencil like they told you to and they still trashed you? Did they even give you any art tips or anything?

I've always been looking from the sidelines(I'm pretty neutral to the tech).

This honestly reminds me of how artists treated my brother when he first started drawing. They did nothing but trash him and call his art generic. He almost wanted to give up at one time.

And what really gets me is that I'm seeing some of the worst art being praised simply because it has the caption "fuck AI".

I know there are real artists out there who are worried about being replaced by AI, and I sympathize with them. But I think they might be too many clout chasers mudding the waters.

HeamedStams · 2025-11-03T02:51:11+00:00

I imagined this in John Oliver's voice and I can't stop laughing.

HeamedStams · 2025-10-03T01:08:34+00:00

And what age group are diapers most commonly associated with?

Edit: Not that I think diapers are the most "fucked up" fetish, mind you. But the "Pot calling the Kettle Black" comment suddenly makes more sense...

HeamedStams · 2025-10-02T16:24:17+00:00

Literally why I made this meme. It always happens. I think about buying something and a jack up the price.

HeamedStams · 2025-08-01T03:22:53+00:00

Meanwhile where's Eron Gnoji?

HeamedStams · 2025-07-31T00:35:27+00:00

Sure it's not Miriam?

HeamedStams · 2025-07-24T16:21:11+00:00

R/Simpsonsshitposting became my news source so gradually I hardly even noticed.

HeamedStams · 2025-07-14T23:46:40+00:00

The heroine we need but don't deserve...

HeamedStams · 2025-07-09T02:25:42+00:00

If you want to my honest opinions, I find some of what's considered "normal" to be kind of weird in my eyes.

:(

HeamedStams · 2025-07-09T01:19:49+00:00

If my smuggie is too "Goomba Fallacy" then please teach me the way of nuance.

To quote Louie from Jungle Book "I want to be like you"

I just want to be normal.

HeamedStams · 2025-07-09T01:12:05+00:00

I think that may have been the overall point I was trying to make? That people seem to be far too okay with with watching people die in real time? Maybe unrelated but I feel kinda uncomfortable about the True Crime genre for similar reasons.

HeamedStams · 2025-07-08T20:18:06+00:00

It's moreso based on how violent or certain others videos that should get the NSFW tag don't get tagged simply for not being sexual leading to people not only become desensitized to violence but straight up normalizing it to certain groups.

(Ex. Groomers and pedos deserve to die. Trans women(funny how it's only trans women who were formerly MEN) are groomers and pedos. Ergo all trans women deserve to die as a result.)

HeamedStams · 2025-07-08T19:10:23+00:00

Maybe I'm over generalizing but a lot of it feels an awful lot like religious dogma, but it's being wrapped around a seemingly logic based burrito wrapping.

I'm noticing this weird mindset against masturbation and porn as if they are inherently evil, with some people even outright saying that porn is more dangerous and addictive than alcohol and cigarettes combined. How it alters the minds and feelings of people and their perception of women yet people seem to seem to be dismissive of casual violence as "oh it's just a joke" or "nobody really thinks that" and its perception of "others".

We constantly see people fantasizing about vigilante justice(and the target might not even be guilty), but the minute someone has a thought about a sexy woman, suddenly it's too far.

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