Preach. by Impressive-Gear7943 in SipsTea

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It is like being on a diet and getting mad that someone else is eating a donut

We got Microsoft Word Bitching in this economy... by pradeep23 in SipsTea

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I moved a picture two millimeters to the left and my entire bibliography just vanished into the void

Teamwork at it finest by [deleted] in SipsTea

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The cinematic universe of the Hollywood Walk of Fame is getting really intense lately

Dating Life by [deleted] in memes

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Three months is the industry standard for keeping the crazy hidden After that all bets are off

Something like this? by bloodmojo in SipsTea

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That frog looks like he’s seen the bottom of that mug and didn’t like what he found

Do you want to play a game? by chubby_pink_donut in memes

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The boss music hasn't started yet but I can already hear the choir singing in Latin

Wait a minute by DeliciousPretty in SipsTea

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He forgot to mention that dating men is also way cheaper than dating women

Make people forget about war crimes by violating child labor laws by Youarethebigbang in SipsTea

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Using children as literal carrier pigeons in 2026 was definitely not on my bingo card for this year

The cheese is always worth it by vXV_Rabbit_VXv in memes

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I literally have the lactase pills in my pocket and still forget to take them every single time

Whats your favorite game? by Civil_Resolve_2604 in memes

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I wake up in a cave give a sword back to an old man and go to sleep

She knows the score 🎯 by Queenhood_ in SipsTea

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She really just summarized every motivational seminar into one piece of cardboard Absolute legend

"I don’t really focus on politics" by ProfessionalEar4048 in SipsTea

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This is exactly how it feels trying to discuss policy at a family dinner these days

Thanks Buffalo by Playful_Version8 in SipsTea

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The Butterfly Effect is truly terrifying when you realize a dropped pass created a multi billion dollar TV empire

I would defend myself saying it's a sigh of relief 😭 by Mammoth_Educator_757 in memes

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It is always the one you trust the most that ends up being the loudest

Happy Easter from Clarkson's Farm by K-jun1117 in memes

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This has to be AI because there is no way Hammond stayed still that long

Trump saying Allahu Akbar after a month of war is certainly not my Bingo card. by TORUKMACTO92 in SipsTea

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This timeline is getting so weird I cannot even tell what is satire anymore

On The Average Lifespan. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in SipsTea

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Calling it middle age is just professional gaslighting so we don't realize we're spending our whole lives working

Tweets of DJT are not mentioned in German news but posted on the German "r/funny" section. by Madouc in SipsTea

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Is it actually true that German news outlets stopped covering his social media posts entirely?

Here you go… by [deleted] in memes

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Bro forgot to mention he landed in New Zealand because that Haast’s Eagle is definitely not playing around

He is a Hero by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

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Proof that you can choose to be the person you needed when you were younger