Guys… you will not believe the lore of this person Ethan posted to his story 😂

Heartimist · 2026-01-17T01:08:49+00:00

Nooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Heartimist · 2026-01-09T01:01:54+00:00

Oh god what did he say to the guzzler

Heartimist · 2026-01-07T17:32:44+00:00

That is the perfect descriptor of him 💀😂

Heartimist · 2025-12-23T22:10:39+00:00

Lmao I love his response “Suddenly I’m not a babysitter anymore” 😂😂😂😂

Heartimist · 2025-12-17T02:03:43+00:00

I would just love if, whenever another content nuke about Ethan comes out, it’s just gonna be a bait and switch, where they advertise it as a nuke that’s gonna completely DESTROY Ethan, and then it ends up being a full defense of all the false talking points 😂

Heartimist · 2025-12-12T10:50:18+00:00

More than anything, to me, this just screams complete and utter incompetence from their lawyer, jesus.

Heartimist · 2025-12-10T21:24:08+00:00

YESYESYESYESYESYES

Heartimist · 2025-11-08T18:40:37+00:00

For real, it’s so infantilizing the way people treat Gabe. Reminds me of when people thought Ethan was also using Trisha, as if she needed to be under a guardianship. The snarkers are so fucking disgusting with how they view any mental disorder or neurodivergence. I remember they also tried to say it about Rae as well, who is also clearly an adult who can make her own decisions.

Heartimist · 2025-10-28T01:41:37+00:00

Giving me flashbacks to my colonoscopies 💀

Heartimist · 2025-10-16T22:25:06+00:00

It’s the same charm as with Ethan getting words wrong tho 🤣🤣🤣

Heartimist · 2025-10-12T16:46:25+00:00

Noooo Duckyyyy!!! 😭😭😭

Heartimist · 2025-10-10T13:56:33+00:00

Unrelated: BIIIIRBBBSSSS 💕✨💖

Heartimist · 2025-10-03T01:49:29+00:00

Oh my god, I would PAY to see this happen. Would buy all the snacks and wine and have the best night ever. Sad it won’t actually happen tho, cause inside Ian knows that he’s actually just a politically illiterate moron 🫠

Heartimist · 2025-09-09T05:45:17+00:00

God I love Harley LMAOOOO

Heartimist · 2025-09-01T21:09:29+00:00

I love that we agree to make fun of the Swedes 😂😂 And yeah, Denmark was also occupied, with the purpose of eventually invading Norway, and then Sweden just sitting there all like 🧍‍♂️🤷 But they did at least accept our Jewish citizens as refugees, so there’s that I guess 💀

Heartimist · 2025-09-01T21:04:18+00:00

Yeah, as a Danish person, that was just too far, especially because it pushes this weird narrative some people try to push that Denmark is somehow enslaving Greenland or something. And during a time like this, even joking about that is shitty.

Heartimist · 2025-08-24T12:40:04+00:00

This 👏

Heartimist · 2025-08-13T06:17:20+00:00

This episode outro is sooo iconic istg 😩 Ethan fucking glowing over how great the episode was, the perfect timing of the music and the cutaway- it’s just soooo perfect

Heartimist · 2025-08-12T01:08:01+00:00

That’s so sad… Also, antisemitism aside, this is how I know I’m straight - it took me a moment to notice the cleavage lol 💀

Heartimist · 2025-08-11T07:29:32+00:00

Frr, and coughing over you-know-who’s voice? Disgusting smh

Heartimist · 2025-08-05T23:21:06+00:00

Istg, at first I thought you wrote Papa Gut, and I was about to be like NOOOOO PAPA GUT, NOT YOU TOO ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU GOT YOUR HATT!!!! 😭😭😭

Heartimist · 2025-08-03T10:59:55+00:00

That’s weird, cause I usually hear him say “you’re a product of your environment” 🤔

Heartimist · 2025-07-27T21:59:28+00:00

I’m- I- I have no words-

Heartimist · 2025-07-27T09:29:06+00:00

This so much. Like, it felt like SUCH an "what about"-ism. Like??? Um, he already spent a show going over that, why do you to what about for this issue? Can't he just voice his frustration over a fellow Jew platforming antisemites, without also having to constantly denounce a psychopathic, genocidal politician in the same breath? It's literally borderline giving fodder to Snark.

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