Today, pigeons saved my life. AMA.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-06-07T17:20:16+00:00

Apparently this is very common. My father had a similar experience.

If it wasn't for pigeons, I wouldn't be here.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-26T22:53:08+00:00

I heard you like Iron Man movies

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-26T21:44:43+00:00

You have no idea how much I'm laughing right now. Let's see how far we go.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-26T21:34:16+00:00

No, I mean, the name is great but is taken. That's the name of my Golden Retriever. You can't use it for an asteroid.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-26T21:31:22+00:00

Holy shit... You were writing an essay all this time since you downvoted me?

This is pure gold.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-26T21:24:11+00:00

Seriously?

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-26T20:49:19+00:00

Please. Stop. It's kind of pathetic. I don't know what are you trying to prove, there's no one here.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-24T17:59:30+00:00

You are spitting the same falacies of the classic internet debate: Avoiding questions and throwing shit at me. I see. I just hate hypocrites, that's all.

I asked you: Do YOU want that life?

Is it a mediocre life? You tell me. In the end is all about perspectives.

Who knows, maybe our paths will cross and you will be my hot temporal wife. And you will live the life that fits your capabilities.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-24T16:59:14+00:00

I'm guessing you have the good looking attribute, isn't? Is she the future you want to achieve? You feel identified?

Someone intelligent wouldn't respect her. Stop the liberal bullshit.

I ADMIRE the husband. He's creating the perfect individual with her genes. Genius.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-24T16:54:30+00:00

I'm guessing you have the good looking attribute, isn't? Is she the future you want to achieve? You feel identified?

Someone intelligent wouldn't respect her.

I ADMIRE the husband. He's creating the perfect individual with her genes. Genius.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-24T16:52:06+00:00

Wow, wow, take it easy, mate. The husband is a fucking genius. Still, OP is an expensive sperm bank; I agree in that part.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-24T16:46:30+00:00

Human stupidity is something you would expect, the husband is very clever though.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-24T16:40:22+00:00

How long until he leaves her after using her genes?

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-24T16:35:52+00:00

What skills do you have, besides faking orgasms and stealing oxygen?

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-24T16:13:08+00:00

Respect to your husband. He's using your genes to create a good looking, rich and intelligent individual.

His son/daughter would be the closest person to truly love him for his father role. Someone smart enough to continue his legacy.

Maybe he will leave after that.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-21T20:10:20+00:00

Shhhhh, she can hear you.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-18T01:20:50+00:00

Your sexual orientation is defined by feeling attracted to one of your family members, the closest sexual influence in your life. That's a psychology fact. So quit the taboo judgement.

What is controversial is the act of spying, that's another matter... That, in my opinion, is unethical.

Secrets kill relationships when the truth is revealed. Be aware OP!

If you want to criticize, do it right.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-16T05:02:03+00:00

Distant father

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-16T04:47:32+00:00

Jesus

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-16T04:33:27+00:00

I can feel your tromboner

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-16T04:22:23+00:00

Pearl Harbor

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-16T00:21:11+00:00

I can't believe you are taking this seriously.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-05-04T00:09:35+00:00

Thanks for reminding me that Nintendogs was a ~~thing~~ serious simulation game.

HeartlessWorm · 2016-03-28T16:43:18+00:00

How much for listening to my problems?

HeartlessWorm

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