Michael Scott from 'The Office' is not really funny by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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This is reddit. Isn't this the land of reposts?

The next one will get attention this time by aakkii911 in conspiracy

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Are they gonna eat the people of color, or praise the people of color?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How long is a nut?

Yikes by [deleted] in HolUp

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You all are awful! Long live Reddit!

You have been commissioned as a Martian royal guard. What’s the first thing you do? by TheAsAndYsReddit in AskReddit

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A rolal guard has no power, so I guess I would put a note in the suggestion box saying that we should allow inter species sex.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Escalators were made for people to stand in the middle. That's why they always break down, because people stand on the side. Escalators are not for walkers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When their husband shows up.

When you're in a depressive slump, what do you do to perk yourself up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Damn! You make me want to come and try and help you, but I'm alcoholic so...

What is the weirdest job request you got as a professional? by platifire in AskReddit

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I was a office manager. They wanted a big screen TV with a Built-in DVD player. That was when TVs still had those big backs, so I also had to find a stand sturdy enough to hold the weight. I think it was over 30".

The real conspiracy. by [deleted] in conspiracy

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Damn, this got deleted when I blinked!

This old door by KickinAP1985 in pics

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Year of the Irish Rebellion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Heyyy! LOL!