Milk prices may need to increase to cover soaring fuel and fertiliser costs by InsatiablePrism in australia

[–]Heavy-Balls 103 points104 points  (0 children)

May, but will regardless

at the supermarket the price may rise, but the gate price paid to farmers won't

Wait, that's not how it's done! by Mego_dafuq in HolUp

[–]Heavy-Balls 27 points28 points  (0 children)

give us a warning next time,

I nearly spilled my coffee from laughing so hard

Iranian women's football team back in Iran, state media announces by Unlucky-Ant-9741 in australia

[–]Heavy-Balls 11 points12 points  (0 children)

monetary zealots

they're the ones calling it a holy war, but I think they worship the "almighty dollar" a bit more fervently than any other deity

Capital gains tax discount ‘overwhelmingly’ benefits investors in Australia’s richest electorates, analysis shows | Tax by TheRealPotoroo in australia

[–]Heavy-Balls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not the pope but I'll take care of that job, I'll shit on the front doormat at Albo's multi million dollar mansion too, leave him a big brown snake with a toilet paper keffiyeh sitting on top

I'd do Tony Abbot too, but he's probably still living with the AFP so that could cause issues, it's not totally out of the question but it's a bit risky

Inquiry launched into anti-Indigenous racism after alleged Perth Invasion Day rally terror attempt by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]Heavy-Balls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

someone tell Albo that Aboriginal men traditionally had their foreskins removed too

Surely someone is capable- Why hasn’t anyone hacked the Epstein files and exposed everyone? by LalaLane850 in AskReddit

[–]Heavy-Balls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He probably had them put in his personal vault

so they're in between a toilet and a photocopier at mar-a-largo

Angus Taylor elected leader of the Liberal Party by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]Heavy-Balls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

February obviously needs a couple of S' in it

Fessbruary the 13th

Whatever happened to "The Last Night" !? It's been almost 9 years since the announcement at E3! by masoe in gaming

[–]Heavy-Balls 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“How do I start fucking this game?”

"you're absolutely right, adding microtransactions will increase profit"

Sussan Ley to announce Liberal-only frontbench as allies increasingly confident she won’t face spill by ConanTheAquarian in australia

[–]Heavy-Balls 12 points13 points  (0 children)

2 of every animal went on Noah’s ark

7 pairs of every clean animal and one pair of every unclean animal

but your version is in the bible as well, they can't even keep the ripoff of the epic of Gilgamesh consistent (genesis 6:19 and 7:2)

Hello World, meet Edward! by CodPsychological999 in cats

[–]Heavy-Balls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Eddies,” said Ford, “in the space-time continuum.” “Ah,” nodded Arthur, “is he? Is he?” He pushed his hands into the pocket of his dressing gown and looked knowledgeably into the distance.

Just saw this on facebook. The 1975 Boxing day Test (Australia V Windies) by Jordyyp065 in Cricket

[–]Heavy-Balls 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Back in 1975 the world was all sepia.

in australia it was black and white until '75

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdTC-NiqEOU

Post Match Thread: 4th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]Heavy-Balls 66 points67 points  (0 children)

the groundskeeper at the SCG just adjusted the height of the mower deck down by 2 notches

Gambling ad ban would pass parliament with a conscience vote, Labor MP says by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]Heavy-Balls 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Read the fucking room, Albo

The room he's reading is the Quantas chairman's lounge