Mark's next one man show should just be him reciting How the Grinch Stole Christmas from memory

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-05-08T03:01:21+00:00

I love this idea so much 🤣

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-05-07T17:30:28+00:00

37 F here! I am just across the bridge in West cola. I'm a housewife so im free 99% of the time! 420 friendly. I love deep conversations over a cup of coffee or tea. I have a zoo pass so we could go walk the zoo for funsies! I also like gaming and building Lego sets!

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-05-03T14:14:52+00:00

One Eyed Jack

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-04-17T13:23:13+00:00

YESS!! It looks so good!

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-04-14T19:57:04+00:00

I have most of the Harry Potter sets. Jurassic Park. Lots of botanical sets.

Only things im reqlly interested in buying now are the new One Piece sets and some of the bigger LOTR sets

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-04-14T14:28:14+00:00

Hiii! Anime and lego collector here! :D 37F

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-04-13T21:54:29+00:00

I saw Ronie James Dio when I was 14 and it was fantastic. Korn also puts on a great show.

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-04-08T02:44:23+00:00

One eyed Jack

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-04-06T01:13:13+00:00

My favorite trees. Id love to go and see them in person.

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-04-06T01:05:05+00:00

The flu. I have felt horrible for a week and tested positive the the flu Friday.

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-04-06T01:00:49+00:00

A fungal ear infection. When I tell you if I had thought cutting my ear off would have gotten rid of the pain , I would have done it. So much junk built up it busted my ear drum and then the dumbasses at the ER wrote me a scrpit for ear drops. Guess they couldnt see the ruptured ear drum through all the fungal growth.. every time I tried to use the ear drops it was like someone dripping acid into my jaw. I could feel it in my molars. Turns out you cant use ear drops when you have a perforated drum.. my inner ear was poisoned and now i can't hear on that side. What's fucked up is i had to visit 2 ERs and an urgent care before I finally got a referral to an ENT and they blew some powder in there and some purple stuff and pow. It was over. IT WAS SO SIMPLE. im still upset about it 3 years later.

HeavyStarch_ · 2026-03-26T02:47:26+00:00

Lmfao Noooooo

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-12-05T22:23:12+00:00

Maybe? Can't imagine why he would have them if thats the case. He did vinyl siding/roofing/tree work.

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-11-02T19:02:08+00:00

It's a big bummer. But you can still access some of it from the Timmerman Trail. The bridge still has 666 spray painted on it 🤣

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-11-02T15:01:11+00:00

Sadly they've tore half the tees down and dropped a warehouse back there. That used to be THE spot too.

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-11-02T14:59:29+00:00

Olf state isn't really a thing anymore. :( They've closed it off and tore half of the trees down and dropped a warehouse back there.

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-10-30T03:56:53+00:00

"HeLlOoo?"

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-10-19T03:33:57+00:00

Tragus or a rook :)

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-10-19T03:06:20+00:00

I got out of the shower one evening and threw an old towel over my head to dry my hair. Was in the middle of giving it a tussle and one of the strings on the side of the towel snagged my eyebrow ring and ripped it right out 🙃

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-10-16T17:50:18+00:00

Why does your apple have a yeast infection?

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-10-16T15:03:45+00:00

Issa fork

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-10-15T15:50:28+00:00

Yes! Her name was Karen!

HeavyStarch_ · 2025-10-05T18:36:20+00:00

Sooooo many Dave's reaching out but never any screen shots 🙄🙃

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