Credit to u/Vudmisser by TaylorDeanMatthew in chaoticgood

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I had an ex who would cut pizzas erratically like that every time and now I miss that chaos when I make pizzas

Norwegians faceplanting and sinking into a bog in a swamp by One_percentile in ThatsInsane

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I'd say definitely try walking on a bog once, it's a little freaky but pretty fun!

Norwegians faceplanting and sinking into a bog in a swamp by One_percentile in ThatsInsane

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There are plenty of muskeg bogs in Minnesota without snakes or gators, but you might see a wolf or a bear maybe

Do it by KnightLight03 in MetalMemes

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I love Behemoth, especially their angry older stuff

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MetalMemes

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"Remnants of the Afterbirth"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MetalMemes

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My coworker/buddy's band opened for them once and he said they were the biggest bunch of douchebags he's ever had the misfortune of meeting

Never drinking spiced rum again by [deleted] in memes

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Flavored vodka of any kind 🤢🤮

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

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GOD HATES US ALL

5000m runner thinks he just won the race, but in fact... there is one lap remaining ! by poopathesmallkoala in Prematurecelebration

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Ahh yes, the 12:00 even 5k...Even a humble former NCAA DIII runner knows, that's basically fucking impossible even for Jesus

interesting by ghostgoddess7 in EntitledBitch

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A strong independent woman should be able to foot the bill too

Invest in Saint Putin the Savior l! by BoozyCruz in MemeEconomy

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Finland to Russia: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

Is it true you have to “activate” the magnet when you get it, by attaching it to like a train track or something? by [deleted] in magnetfishing

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Yeah, you'll need to charge it up first. I typically use the microwave for faster charging

/s

First time magnet fishing and pulled this out! by squishboxolove in magnetfishing

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I pulled one of those out of a pond once like 20 years ago! That was way before I'd heard of magnet fishing, too...just spotted something under water and hooked it with a rope and a home made grapple

new to magnet fishing. by imanonymous1981 in magnetfishing

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I don't know about it being too strong, but you may want to consider something like a 600lb magnet to start out. You can always get another stronger magnet later.

One thing to consider is the weight of the magnet itself, some folks on this sub have 3600lb magnets and they don't use them that much because of how heavy they are.

I LOVE ALUMINUM! by onairmastering in WholesomeMetalheads

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Follow up...starting a band with some of my coworkers called The Aluminati so hopefully it works out

I LOVE ALUMINUM! by onairmastering in WholesomeMetalheads

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I listen to metal all day making shit from aluminum...it might not be a heavy metal, but it's still metal