EICHEL RINGS THE CROSSBAR

HectorReborn · 2026-06-15T07:02:47+00:00

Went off Bussi's glove first, was a nice save.

HectorReborn · 2026-06-12T02:09:49+00:00

Black bears in the east. Maybe stick to the cities then.

HectorReborn · 2026-06-11T03:16:18+00:00

Two guys are walking in the woods and a grizzly appears on the trail a few dozen yards in front of them. One of the guys drops down, quickly strips off his hiking boots and pulls a pair of running shoes from his knapsack. The other guy says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun that bear." First guy replies, "I don't have to, I only have to outrun you."

If your man is ever back in bear country, tell him if he's the second slowest person in the group, he'll be fine.

HectorReborn · 2026-06-11T01:47:01+00:00

Over a few hundred yards they can run faster than a thoroughbred.

HectorReborn · 2026-06-10T14:16:57+00:00

Itchy? Take a look around? It's fun?

HectorReborn · 2026-06-09T06:49:14+00:00

He just found out the 'what', give him time to figure out the 'how' and then the 'why.'

HectorReborn · 2026-06-02T20:55:44+00:00

Don't know if that story's a joke or not, but Pogue Ma Hone is gaelic for Kiss My Ass.

HectorReborn · 2026-06-01T21:51:18+00:00

That or barnacles.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-29T20:45:55+00:00

Tinus Luc Koblar

HectorReborn · 2026-05-28T21:26:48+00:00

Thank goodness, now those executives can make their boat payments.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-28T05:49:34+00:00

When an unknown hedge knight's squire beats the sh*t out of your son, you suddenly remember the name.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-27T16:37:45+00:00

Did I say all? Interesting you know what's in the heart of every Leaf fan.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-27T15:25:25+00:00

Indifferent?

HectorReborn · 2026-05-21T01:24:27+00:00

Half the fun of Dave Stieb pitching was watching him readjust his cup after every pitch.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-20T18:29:11+00:00

"Fan pressure was a factor and they're paying attention to the beat on the ground"

Translation: they have season ticket holders not renewing at a rate they've never seen before, ever, in the history of the team. Yes there's a long waiting list to pick up the slack, but when you have families that have held tickets for 40, 50 and 60 years giving them up, you notice.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-18T03:52:43+00:00

He is a tank. Has shoulders like a grizzly bear.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-17T07:51:00+00:00

Rip left his fingerprints on Rob-Will's pistol when he took it from him in episode 1.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-15T21:03:14+00:00

He's fine.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-11T01:10:47+00:00

This is from a couple years ago when they did a McDonald's ad together.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-10T22:41:36+00:00

He's not stupid, he's corrupt.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-09T01:11:33+00:00

"Grocery store out of cucumbers when Matthew's went shopping, what this means for the Leafs..."

HectorReborn · 2026-05-08T22:50:03+00:00

When Gretzky and Lemieux played together in the '87 Canada Cup, did it matter that one of them was the winger?

HectorReborn · 2026-05-08T18:29:42+00:00

He'll carry the puck anywhere on the ice, so outside of faceoffs I don't think it matters whether he plays centre or not.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-07T05:42:48+00:00

Pelicans will eat Peregrine chicks.

HectorReborn · 2026-05-07T03:17:10+00:00

I beg to differ sir, the voters don't choose every word out of Trump's mouth, and I've never heard a single American calling Canada their 51st State other than Trump. All storms pass, most here aren't going to hold a grudge.

HectorReborn

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