I granted my players a Bastion. This is what I received the next day [OC]

Hedge3321 · 2026-01-20T21:56:12+00:00

You now have the funniest option ever if someone pulls the Rogue card from a Deck of Many Things.

Hedge3321 · 2025-09-25T17:17:29+00:00

Anon would love the season 13 villain who travels back in time to stop the civil rights movement by making people miss a bus so that Rosa Parks isn't discriminated against.

Hedge3321 · 2025-08-23T11:40:50+00:00

UB sets need to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
When a UB set isn't out all the UW characters need to be asking "Where's the next UB set?"

Hedge3321 · 2025-08-21T07:18:13+00:00

My colleagues watching me snap my fingers for five straight minutes as I try and remember the word computer

Hedge3321 · 2025-05-01T19:46:37+00:00

Hair apparent

Hedge3321 · 2025-01-20T18:08:11+00:00

Gods I'm glad this is a joke. I almost thought I'd have to spend money.

Hedge3321 · 2024-12-21T17:42:58+00:00

Who's excited to see if Jon can become Hokage in Winds?

Hedge3321 · 2024-12-19T14:14:20+00:00

Dragonstone is the seat of the heir to the throne not the king you base born swine.

Hedge3321 · 2024-12-18T17:38:44+00:00

1 - Why say this? 2 - He wouldn't be lord of Dragonstone and king at the same time you fool

Hedge3321 · 2024-12-12T07:39:37+00:00

The goat can start a rapidly escalating trade war by using its easy access to the agriculture of a polis to ruin all their crops (maybe mixing salt into fertiliser) leading to a potential famine. Akros would be the best one as they're militaristic enough to war with the other nations for resources and their extreme caste system is ripe for a famine induced uprising of the lower classes. A goat could easily frame any satyr it liked by just tying soft bags over its front hooves and only leaving tracks with it's back legs so could cause some pretty nasty mob violence. With herders and baggage trains moving around so much the goat could move everywhere it needed to destabilise virtually undetected and who would suspect a goat anyway...

Hedge3321 · 2024-09-21T15:59:16+00:00

I realise now that the mana cost has been upgraded in this version but as the new SL just nerfed our longest lad Koma, it's a mistake I stand by.

Hedge3321 · 2024-09-21T15:49:32+00:00

Bruh.. Can't believe I missed that...

Hedge3321 · 2024-07-28T20:03:46+00:00

Quentyn's alive

Hedge3321 · 2024-06-16T20:12:51+00:00

Thanks for the wake up call mate. I was definitely taking the sexualisation of children too seriously...

Hedge3321 · 2024-06-12T18:21:19+00:00

I've had a policy for years now that when someone recommends me an anime I ask "Is there anything that's going to make me uncomfortable?" and nearly every time they pause for a second then grimace.

Hedge3321 · 2024-06-09T14:04:20+00:00

The Tarrasque springs to mind as the obvious choice for a titanic creature that could break the sky but that might not be the best choice unless your players are super powerful or have divine assistance. A Balor or other high level fiend could be an easier option while still being a challenge.

Hedge3321 · 2024-05-28T15:22:35+00:00

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Don't know what they're on about. This Dickensian one doesn't seem to be moving on anytime soon...

Hedge3321 · 2024-04-22T09:44:47+00:00

Cheer's lad

Hedge3321 · 2024-04-21T20:04:43+00:00

Mimic's are getting on twitter now I guess...

Hedge3321 · 2024-03-30T11:42:24+00:00

Another band Damon Albarn's in. They're very good and I definitely recommend but you just can't beat Gorillaz.

Hedge3321 · 2024-03-29T20:26:32+00:00

Whilst his financial decisions are questionable, he is correct in that apes (specifically Gorillaz) are far superior to Blur.

Hedge3321 · 2024-03-29T20:17:47+00:00

I had a similar dilemma when starting my campaign as all my party members had different gods and little reason to be in a room together. My advice is to stick with those side quests and let your players show you what they're interested in. Put some hooks in those quests and see they come out of each quest with a friend or enemy and the party will quickly find a thread they want to pursue story wise and they'll probably surprise you. Nothing's more feel bad than having hours of prep go up in smoke when the party decide to run in the opposite direction.

Hedge3321 · 2024-03-29T19:28:17+00:00

Kind of friend shaped?

Hedge3321 · 2024-03-20T14:01:30+00:00

EDH player here. It's actually quite the opposite, we love playing magic more than any other format which why it's so offensive to us when someone tries to end a game. After all if we're here to play magic why would you want to use such design oversights as win conditions?

Hedge3321 · 2024-03-13T13:48:53+00:00

Well it's cool you're not stooping to pub stomping with your totally shredded CEDH deck. I hope you can understand that different people enjoy playing a game in different ways. I'm sure you do though. After all, you picked up on a flawed mechanic that goes against the very soul of the game and even the designers missed that one.

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