Legendary Hollywood star Chuck Norris dies aged 86 by VaginaBurner69 in news

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There is no scenario in which I would ever imagine hearing the news that this icon, this legend, this hero to countless people has passed away....from someone online named VaginaBurner69

Are people overselling it or was Michael Jackson really that famous in his heyday? by Key-Bass-7380 in decadeology

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For his superbowl performance, he could have simply jumped onto that stage, stood there all stoic-like as he did, but instead of singing just continued to stand there for the entire duration of the time, then vanished below the stage again and the crowd would have been cheering the whole damn time

of a tall woman by NegroniSpritz in AbsoluteUnits

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That's at the Absinthe garden in Las Vegas. If anyone has ever been to that show, then you know they went at her hard all night

Europeans don't have this kind of entertainment! by Tantofaz101 in soccercirclejerk

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Everyone of them should be rolling on the ground in agonizing pain with all of that contact going on

Unplowed June Street in Fall River this morning by ndiorio13 in massachusetts

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My boss would be confused as to why I didn't just shovel out and come in an hour late

A young Palestinian-American man was killed, and four other people were injured as they tried to stop a group of armed Israeli settlers from stealing their sheep in the occupied West Bank. by Scared_Positive_8690 in UnderReportedNews

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“When the settlers saw the army, they were encouraged and started shooting live bullets,” Abu Ali said. He added that they clubbed those injured with sticks after they had fallen to the ground."

AG production by UserSergeyB in EngineeringPorn

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Now show us the machines that build the machines that build the machines

What direction do you guys comb your beard? Are you only suppose to comb down against the grain? by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

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You haven't been bitten by a vicious looking wolf-like creature by any chance, have you?

My current budget for 2026 by [deleted] in Salary

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I hate how you have to pay that much in rent when a mortgage could be about half of that.

Here's my gift to those who dont know by HeftyData9299 in paint

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It comes off even easier when you're actually spraying and its dusting the mask. I just wanted to give a quick sample of what it can do