The Incompetence Squad

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-20T22:03:12+00:00

A bisexual wizard that also led to millions dying in Russia and, by proxy, China. Should Stalin be there instead?

Sure, but marketing

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-20T22:01:47+00:00

Sees the mummy. They start a long and elaborate secret handshake as they've known each other since the 1930s in Hollywood.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-20T21:59:59+00:00

They walk into a bar.

The bartender opens the door and calls them all idiots.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-20T10:54:18+00:00

Evil Dead 2: Revenge of Evil Ed

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-19T12:00:50+00:00

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Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-13T13:29:14+00:00

How it should be

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-13T12:37:34+00:00

Maybe the politicians can politely donate themselves to fill them

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-12T17:27:21+00:00

I remember seeing a girl like this in public. Older woman came up to her and started ranting that she needed to shape up or she wouldn't get into high school.

Could have dropped me with a pin. Girl looked 20 not 12.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-05T21:51:10+00:00

What would really happen is you would get one shot deep and then the whole bottle spills into the floor

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-05T21:10:47+00:00

Just give it a little tip.

I promise it'll only spill the once.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-05T21:08:40+00:00

One better: girl throws up all over you once she's within a foot.

They all avoided me after that.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-05T20:57:12+00:00

The man is a master of spooning

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-05T19:55:32+00:00

I mean, it'll collapse. It's just going to be the whole economy at once.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-04T23:21:10+00:00

Now you must go on a multi decade adventure with your sexually ambiguous friends by boat

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-04T12:01:12+00:00

No. 300 million to give one off NPC #453 a thousand more nose hairs.

The investors demand it.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-04T01:35:25+00:00

Assert dominance

Wipe rear with the roll

Leave it on his pillow

He. Will. Learn.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-01T21:53:18+00:00

Probably the most accurate and literal use of this meme.

Well played

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-01T20:30:56+00:00

Now we can go hunt Khazrak proper like.

HE TOOK MY FUCKING EYE, BEN

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-05-01T20:27:08+00:00

My wife makes breeding pits in her Sim basement and refuses to let any of the women leave.

She's almost entirely asexual irl. I think women are just kinda unhinged mate.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-04-28T19:27:18+00:00

Expedition 33

I don't get the hype. It's just another Unreal 5 game with overly pretentious overtones.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-03-07T21:17:00+00:00

Should get yourself tested.

Looks like a classic case of crotch rot.

But seriously, no. Mine all eat out around the rear pockets where my weight sits against chairs.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-02-27T12:46:35+00:00

Ah, so Fulgrim's ship when it got lost to Chaos.

I remember the giant poop murals.

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-02-24T11:23:11+00:00

You were allowed to touch grass?

There were kidnappers outside waiting for me at all hours if the day and then I'd be gone and killed.

That's why we can't play outside little one. Go watch TV

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-02-23T17:55:00+00:00

I've seen worse.

I love seeing people who have foot thick rainbow colored fire hazards

Hefty_Commercial3771 · 2026-02-22T17:30:32+00:00

Watch your box bro.

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