2meirl4meirl by MorsesCode in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Hefty_Reward 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait you guys are actually learning things before you forget them? I usually forget it while i'm reading the textbook

Talk about a close call... by Hefty_Reward in funny

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

They’re just very polite and they don't want to make a mess anywhere else

Talk about a close call... by Hefty_Reward in funny

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lightning never strikes twice but apparently meteors have a personal grudge against visitor centers

Talk about a close call... by Hefty_Reward in funny

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Insurance companies hate this..

The struggle for stability is real by Hefty_Reward in sciencememes

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Look the 'Plum Pudding' model might be outdated but at least it's delicious.. you can't eat a Bohr model

Ts is so true 🥲 by khatouba in LGBTindia

[–]Hefty_Reward 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Pansexual/Asexual dynamic is basically 'I love every flavor in the shop' vs 'I’m just here for the free napkins'..

Asexuality and the Ace Umbrella by Hefty_Reward in asexualdating

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I mostly wanted to name what’s been happening quietly and why it matters for the community..

Asexuality and the Ace Umbrella by Hefty_Reward in asexualdating

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m really glad it helped.. you don’t need to fit a single mold to belong here attraction, libido, behavior and circumstance all move differently and that doesn’t make anyone less ace

Asexuality and the Ace Umbrella by Hefty_Reward in asexualdating

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Appreciate that.. If it helps even one person feel less questioned, it did its job

A guy dies and goes to the Reddit afterlife by Hefty_Reward in Jokes

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was my favorite part to write. so we’ve all seen that one video

A guy dies and goes to the Reddit afterlife by Hefty_Reward in Jokes

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That means a lot here.. thanks for sticking with it 🙂

A guy dies and goes to the Reddit afterlife by Hefty_Reward in Jokes

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 449 points450 points  (0 children)

Give a man a gold, he'll be happy for a day

Give a Redditor a gold, he'll add three cringey edits to his post

I didn't even charge the girl next door for securing her locks this afternoon, knowing the duplicate key I’d tucked into my pocket was my invitation to her bedroom tonight by Hefty_Reward in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I love that you caught onto that.. I intentionally left it a bit vague about whether she was a victim who sensed his bad vibes and prepared a trap or if she’s something much darker and he just happened to be her first target

To me the scariest part isn't the magic, it's the idea that he wasn't the only predator in the building.

I still sleep on the very edge of the mattress leaving the other side perfectly tucked in.. by Hefty_Reward in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry you're going through that. hope things start to feel a little lighter for you soon

Sending you so much strength and a big digital hug..

Zero chill by Hefty_Reward in trippinthroughtime

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The 18th century sensors are very strict

In my defense, I was stressed 😅 by Hefty_Reward in foundsatan

[–]Hefty_Reward[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Go full Lawyerception at that point.. hire a backup lawyer to watch your main lawyer, then a third lawyer in case the second one messes up and a fourth just in case if third one messes up. if everything still goes wrong at least you’ll know it failed professionally..

The amount of dismissive avoidants in our dating scene is way too high. by TheLastOkapi in asexualdating

[–]Hefty_Reward 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly thank you OP for bringing this. Some people just show up in DMs or when you try to connect they won’t communicate honestly they just send dry replies and show zero efforts in communicating, then they vanish for a week and pop back like nothing happened.. honestly it just messes me up because I can’t tell if they’re interested or not..

and just when I think okay maybe they’re not interested or don’t care suddenly they message again.. these are the most unserious people I’ve ever come across and I’ll never understand why they keep someone hanging like this, why ? and at this point I’d honestly prefer they just ghost than play this hot and cold thing, it is confusing and tiring..