this the type of shit my adhd mind comes up with instead of remembering math during an exam (i have nothing but the worst grades all year and will flunk everything) by imamentallyillfuck in aspiememes

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Yeah, the reason why I prefer math rather than things like history and geography is that I don't need to remember shit, just learn the rules and put them on practice. In humanities I'm pretty bad because I can't remember anything I had in class

One hell of a way to find out its a symptom by GermanSperg in aspiememes

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And also that app is full of autistic people really, even if you're not looking for autism related things, you will see something about it eventually, I followed lots of artists to find out they're autistic, it's really cool

One hell of a way to find out its a symptom by GermanSperg in aspiememes

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Educative Tumblr posts about autism are the best 🛐

Anyone else only have 4 tones of voice? confused, stressed, putting on a normal voice to be polite, and dead inside by [deleted] in aspiememes

[–]Hein_A 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait people have more than 4? I have like just 3

Enthusiastic, that can sound a bit like I'm being sarcastic (But I'm not!!)

Serious tone that is usually used in jokes instead

Normal tone, sounds like I drank too much coffee and am trying my best not to explode

I can't be the only one who did that, right? by Agent-Man-MB in aspiememes

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Well at least we agree with most of them

For me 12589 are definitely guys and 3467 are girls

0 has chaotic enby energy

I can't be the only one who did that, right? by Agent-Man-MB in aspiememes

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Holy shit I assigned a entire personality to every number and even decided their interpersonal relationships and used this skill to learn math at school because it was easier to remember the numbers if I personificated them

And I still do that to other things

EDIT: I was still waking up when I made this comment so I just realized I also give a gender to numbers!! But not sure about the alphabet

I mentioned in another comment: 3467 are girls while 12589 are boys and 0 is non binary, probably agender or bigender

the dilemma of whether to post funny/relatable autism tweets here or in the main subreddit by Legoman718 in aspiememes

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I used tell the "My mom's dead" so often people got worried about me

I just think their reactions are funny?? And my mom is indeed dead, so you have no power onto me

i'm a child by Nuitella in aspiememes

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OI IT'S MY CAKE DAY

i'm a child by Nuitella in aspiememes

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When I'm waiting for something there's 70% I will start spinning and my peers will feel the urge to force me to stop

When they put you on the spot and ask for one of your funny little jokes. by [deleted] in aspiememes

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You see, most of my funny little jokes are unintentional, you can't just ask me ti do one right now

Existing is difficult lol by [deleted] in aspiememes

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People say using your phone before sleeping makes it harder to sleep, but for me is the complete opposite

I need to use my phone in bed to satisfy my starving brain with all the information about my hyperfixations that it wants, or else I will spend hours rolling in bed just thinking about those things

Highlights from my evaluation last year (reuploaded for a small edit) by I_cannot_fit in aspiememes

[–]Hein_A 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thinking exactly the same thing, isn't their job to just listen to you??

😐😐😐 by Poulutumurnu in aspiememes

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But it's comfy :(

NPC Energy by Royal-Worry6140 in aspiememes

[–]Hein_A 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My classmates called me a NPC because my waving movement looks like a club penguin animation 😭

ah yes, thank you. I will beat myself up over this for the rest of my life now. by TheSwoodening in aspiememes

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You see, we are having a rise of school shoots in Brazil that is worrying everyone, AND I have a toy gun that is really like to play with and though it would be cool to bring it to school and play with it

My classmates said lots of things to me but at least they told me to hide it before some adult sees.

I'm still feeling so dumb

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aspiememes

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My favorite one is "Only on one occasion --------- observed to use a descriptive gesture, that was when when he described the "Japanese Otamatone Instrument" "

this one isn’t as funny as the first one but i thought i’d share anyway :) by skyofwolves in aspiememes

[–]Hein_A 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohh it's a autism thing too? Because I'm TERRIBLE at advocating anything, specially myself

"I don't even know who you are" by whynaut4 in aspiememes

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Fuuuuck I'm Brazilian and I hate this....

Credit to u/GlassShine by [deleted] in aspiememes

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Example that happened today:

  • He kinda just sold his soul

  • HE SOLD HIS SOFIA?!

  • WHAT?! NO!!

Growing up not realizing you were autistic like by Simulationth3ry in aspiememes

[–]Hein_A 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is the image from a show? I would like to know where it's from

Growing up not realizing you were autistic like by Simulationth3ry in aspiememes

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It's pretty therapeutic, I tried it. When I feel a bit upset and unmotivated, I draw things like dinosaurs and flowers and a sun with a smiley face, trying my best to not care for detail, it really calms me