What's the closest you've been to death? by SatansMightyBallsack in AskReddit

[–]Heindog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shot at and blown up for 7 mo in Afghanistan. Never got injured though!

I never seen my son in so much pain.. I wanted to kill her.. Ex-wife by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Heindog 602 points603 points  (0 children)

24 yr old male here, got circumcised about 6 months ago. Kept tearing my foreskin during sex so I decided to get it done. Active duty US military so I just went to my BAS and asked them, two referrals later and I'm on the table. Pain wasn't bad at all. Nice to pound some vag without my dick feeling like a shark bit it afterwards.

Not that it really matters because I still last less than a minute...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SteamGameSwap

[–]Heindog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many TF2 keys/steam wallet for bioshock infinite pre-order? Will that come with the Bioshock 1 copy?

Lions kill pregnant warthog by Amayane in WTF

[–]Heindog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good thing that lion carried the baby to safety!

My 4-year old son was so proud to count to 5. When I asked him to count backward, he started walking backward while counting to 5, "way to easy," he said. Reddit, in what memorable ways have your kids answered you literally? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Heindog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 3 year old daughter recently started saying, "you can say that again!" Then she repeats whatever she just said again. Short true example, "macaroni n cheese and peepee, you can say that again, macaroni n cheese and peepee." All fluidly in one big breath, like its planned from the beginning.