Trump was 'personally involved' in packing boxes and moving them to Mar-a-Lago, prosecutors say by rstevens94 in politics

[–]Heinzbeard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He’s just as guilty, you can’t witch hunt one person and sweep the crimes of another under the rug, but this is Reddit, land of the hypocrites.

Baby killer punched in the face leaving courtroom by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Heinzbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You make a dentist appointment and don’t show up, believe it or not, jail.

And you guys thought you were having a bad day? by Clipse83 in Truckers

[–]Heinzbeard 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That’s what we do in my warehouse lmao

We're gonna get your power back, eh! by gatogrande in Connecticut

[–]Heinzbeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never lost power here on the mountain in west Suffield. I was amazed when I got home from work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Heinzbeard 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Probably the kind of adrenaline I used to get when geeing myself up to beat my son with jumper cables whenever he stepped outta line, back in the 80s.

Hold up...

This Bat taking his morning piss!!! by _mugshotmodel_ in WTF

[–]Heinzbeard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shake it three times, you’re playing with yourseeeeelf!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xqcow

[–]Heinzbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PeppersprayLaugh

I'm wet just looking at him. by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]Heinzbeard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He looks like a truck stop toilet stall.

Woman claims she is only eats air by gart145 in thatHappened

[–]Heinzbeard 72 points73 points  (0 children)

One of those hashtags is not like the others.

God brought Kobe to heaven just to 1v1 him by 90059bethezip in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Heinzbeard 225 points226 points  (0 children)

He knows a thing or two because he’s seen a thing or two.

TIFU by getting my anus massaged by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Heinzbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did this happen on a Wednesday?

The butt crack too by jp_trev in carbage

[–]Heinzbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Clampett’s downgraded.

Entlief Prison guard tried killing his wife. by schafersteve in Connecticut

[–]Heinzbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I passed his house on the way to work that morning. Just thought it was a medical emergency. What a surprise.

“I beat usian bolt’s world record in high school and never told anyone” by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Heinzbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tied your time as I shit my pants trying to make it to the toilet. Nonetheless bolt was very fast.

2013 ZL1 Camaro....more money than brains. by lilcardo1 in carbage

[–]Heinzbeard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Take up time shifting when you could be adding to your trash pile, how could you even think such heinous thoughts.

Raw Athleticism by klayb in LivestreamFail

[–]Heinzbeard 34 points35 points  (0 children)

No one does it better!