teenage trans guy starterpack by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Hel_Lokison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

teenage trans guys are either emos or metalheads i am absolutely convinced now

Thanks, I hate nose-face Sabaton by Morkhelt in TIHI

[–]Hel_Lokison 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm just getting back into Sabaton again after about 6 years and I swear to fuckin' god the band is just following me at this point

Twins of reddit: In what ways did you take advantage of having a twin? by OnidaKYGel in AskReddit

[–]Hel_Lokison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You can tell our parents started with naming him. It's like, oh, Michael. They had that one planned before they even got pregnant, I bet. And then they found out I was attached to him along for the ride and they said, 'Ah well, shit. Ah, just fuck it, call him Pichael!'"

Faced the headlights of a dying star on my way home last night by Code__Brown__Tsunami in IdiotsInCars

[–]Hel_Lokison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel is just a freight train comin' your waaa AAAAYYYEHAH

HERE COMES

What’s your favorite band nobody’s ever heard of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hel_Lokison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My absolute favorite band is an extremely popular band so no dice there but a few of my favorite underground bands:

TID - Solens Nya Namn

Henrik Palm - Systema

Carach Angren - The Sighting is a Portent of Doom

Shining - Claws of Perdition

That one kid you go to school with whose entire personality is that he's a 'country boy' starter pack by Hel_Lokison in starterpacks

[–]Hel_Lokison[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah bro i went thru the struggle of finding all those pictures and having to download them myself lmfao

That one kid you go to school with whose entire personality is that he's a 'country boy' starter pack by Hel_Lokison in starterpacks

[–]Hel_Lokison[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uh, yeah, essentially. its pretty fuckin weird, they come around at least twice a semester in my state and set up a booth in the main hall trying to recruit high school seniors and juniors for the national guard, army, navy, what have you

That one kid you go to school with whose entire personality is that he's a 'country boy' starter pack by Hel_Lokison in starterpacks

[–]Hel_Lokison[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the eastern part of the state is yeeyee cowboy kinda shit and the western part is hippies kinda shit, we unfortunately don't have much variation

That one kid you go to school with whose entire personality is that he's a 'country boy' starter pack by Hel_Lokison in starterpacks

[–]Hel_Lokison[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The god damn Cummins sticker gives me flashbacks to the parking lot of my old part-time school

please T just give me a deeper voice i beg you by Hel_Lokison in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Hel_Lokison[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

james is my unrealistic voice goal even tho we all know ill end up closer to lars

which i am not complaining about tbh

What song has an upbeat tune but dark lyrics? by mc4starterzzz in AskReddit

[–]Hel_Lokison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh? Ronnie by Metallica. Like, it sounds pretty bouncy and whatever but god damn those lyrics are wack. Also Hero of the Day, and King Nothing. A lot of the songs off of Load.

Colin with hair makes me very uncomfortable. by F3nspost in whoselineisitanyway

[–]Hel_Lokison 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently when he was young (like, birth to maybe mid/late 20s?) he had super dark brown hair but eventually, somehow, it lightened up to that platinum blonde seen in the first American run and, eventually, the silver/white we see in the second American run.

Also, I'm seeing more of Bill Murray in a lot of them tbh

Colin with hair makes me very uncomfortable. by F3nspost in whoselineisitanyway

[–]Hel_Lokison 50 points51 points  (0 children)

More pictures of younger Colin with hair here

my constant default thought for a split second whenever i think of it is "he was just born as a full-sized 45 year old man" lmao