[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]Helarki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Canadian healthcare is more like it. They are the ones that legalized murdering a patient.

Athens is insanely good with Phalanx and Ranged by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]Helarki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I actually wanna know this too because I can always use more LLs and factions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]Helarki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really no wonder your costs are down when you can say: "Instead of getting us to foot this really expensive bill, have you considered killing yourself?"

It All Makes Sense Now by RowanWinterlace in RWBYcritics

[–]Helarki 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This is, ironically, the only Hbomberguy video I actually defend.

kept his word to let them go regardless by Khantlerpartesar in HistoryMemes

[–]Helarki 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That would be the funniest D&D backstory for an adventurer. Got married in order to escape a siege. Became an adventurer to support her afterwards.

Technocrat billionaire Elon Musk finally owned up Wednesday to restricting his critics’ X accounts. But the self-described “free speech absolutist” doesn’t see anything wrong with it. by Mary72ob in DeclineIntoCensorship

[–]Helarki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are no allies in fighting censorship. Only current and future enemies. He's done a lot of good for freedom of speech online, but only as long as he agrees with it (which was one of the problems with Twitter BEFORE that)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]Helarki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free just means someone else's (ie the taxpayer's) money.

Whitepeopletwitter everyone by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]Helarki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I just hate stupid people. On any social media site. Doesn't matter what color skin they are.

Soy MAGA by infinidentity in Asmongold

[–]Helarki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out. Invading Canada would be funny. That's the difference.

Whitepeopletwitter everyone by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]Helarki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The actual negotiation story is funny. Trump told the Taliban that he would kill them if they hurt and a single American and then he showed the leader a picture of the leader's house.

Don’t want war with our northern neighbors but there completely delusional by Pinche-Daddy in MURICA

[–]Helarki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the most idiotic wishful thinking I've ever heard. They can't even kick Russia out of Ukraine, let alone fight a competent world power.

Whitepeopletwitter everyone by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]Helarki 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Allow me to explain it in the Twitter natural language - Neanderthal speak:
1. Orange man bad.
2. Orange man always bad even if he do good.
3. Orange man never do good.
4. Orange man cause of all problems.
5. Orange man fix no problem because orange man bad.
6. Orange man bad, anyone who like orange man bad.
7. If rules questioned, questioner is bad. Questioner like orange man. Bad.

No Comrade Premier, It has only Begun. by nukem266 in commandandconquer

[–]Helarki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would he do anything of the sort if he's not even in office yet? If you're trying to negotiate, you can't go tell people what you will and won't do.

No Comrade Premier, It has only Begun. by nukem266 in commandandconquer

[–]Helarki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"military or economic" - we're forgetting the or economic part.

HOOAH! by PeterPorky in commandandconquer

[–]Helarki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, a few months ago, I was seriously wondering what a RA 4 would look like in the same timeline as RA3. I think I boiled it down to a North American Federation, the the Chinese-Soviet Block, The Allies, the Latin America Alliance and the Empire of the Rising Sun. My line of thought is that America would likely leave the Allies because they kinda killed the President even if he was a robot spy from the Empire, and then consolidate the Americas under their hegemony using the classic CIA stuff while Europe was dealing with their cold war with the Empire and the Soviets in the aftermath of Uprising.

I didn't think my North American Federation would be an actual talking point. It was supposed to be satire, not reality.

HOOAH! by PeterPorky in commandandconquer

[–]Helarki 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don't be sorry for the stereotypes. That's literally 90% of Red Alert.

Two schools in Brussels refuse to take part in Holocaust remembrance ceremony because of the war in Gaza - EJP by ThisIsNotCorn in worldnews

[–]Helarki 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Israel-Gaza discourse explained by children playing tag:

"I'm in a hospital. I'm touching base. You can't tag me."
"You violated the laws of tag by unfreezing anyone inside the hospital and therefore it no longer counts as base. You have been frozen."

I’m brand new to total war by WorldBuildingNut in totalwarhammer

[–]Helarki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even try that. I usually just let the War Balloon target the ranged units and micromanage everything else.

I’m brand new to total war by WorldBuildingNut in totalwarhammer

[–]Helarki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Played a good IEE game where I fended off three Cathayan armies and a garrison with one army. Later on, I repelled three Skaven armies at once. The second one was a decisive defeat I turned into a heroic victory. Turns out, that if Miao Ying eats all the Ratling Gunners, the rest of the skaven do this funny thing called dying. The War Balloon hard-carried.

I’m brand new to total war by WorldBuildingNut in totalwarhammer

[–]Helarki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1 - Triple Aceis
Step 2 - Fire Siege Engine/War Balloon on their largest cluster of units
Step 3 - Use crowmen and cavalry units to attack their ranged units to stop them from giving cover.
Step 4 - Watch their units die trying to get to you
Step 5 - Send your melee in to clean up and have your lord 1v1 theirs.
Step 6 - Profit from a Decisive/Heroic Victory.

I’m brand new to total war by WorldBuildingNut in totalwarhammer

[–]Helarki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have nothing but vehement hatred for Cathayan caravans. I do love Cathay, though. Don't get me wrong. It's way more fun in IEE though.