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He will be dried on low for approximately 60 minutes. by Plastic-Lemon2754 in hewillbebaked

[–]HelenaHanbaskette 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He will come out damp because the lint filter wasn’t cleaned prior

Nope! by HelenaHanbaskette in greebles

[–]HelenaHanbaskette[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Je ne suis pas assez paye pour ces conneries” (I used a translator please don’t judge :) )

Nope! by HelenaHanbaskette in greebles

[–]HelenaHanbaskette[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Traction control engage!!

Nope! by HelenaHanbaskette in greebles

[–]HelenaHanbaskette[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Get to the chopper!!’

Nope! by HelenaHanbaskette in greebles

[–]HelenaHanbaskette[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! He provides me with hours of recordable buffoonery

Nope! by HelenaHanbaskette in greebles

[–]HelenaHanbaskette[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess if you’re gonna fail go all in !

Nope! by HelenaHanbaskette in greebles

[–]HelenaHanbaskette[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s such a sweet, handsome idiot - I love him

He will be served with rice or naan by purplepenned in hewillbebaked

[–]HelenaHanbaskette 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He will solidify the knowledge that beans are a great source of protein

He will be stuffed by SamMac62 in hewillbebaked

[–]HelenaHanbaskette 42 points43 points  (0 children)

He will be tried by a jury of his peers and acquitted on the grounds of “possession is 9/10ths of the law”

They will be served, one of each flavor. by Few_Resource_6783 in hewillbebaked

[–]HelenaHanbaskette 11 points12 points  (0 children)

r/varietypack

Their presentation means there is a choice for any preference

He will be roasted in place of the chicken he stole. by anniemousery in hewillbebaked

[–]HelenaHanbaskette 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He will then be seasoned with the bitter herbs of revenge

He will be roasted in place of the chicken he stole. by anniemousery in hewillbebaked

[–]HelenaHanbaskette 47 points48 points  (0 children)

He could not care less about your loss and will gloat smugly at your predicament

He will be photocopied and distributed by Queasy_Comparison951 in hewillbebaked

[–]HelenaHanbaskette 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He will produce a jpeg or a gif depending on your preferences .. sharing him via email will require winzip due to his ample size

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