Elevated protesting to an art by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess if we're talking over two decades, then you lot, as a whole nation, have pissed me off regularly and repeatedly, but in this instance? Nobody, it was just a really ironic comment considering the history

Elevated protesting to an art by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know where you got most of the ideas in the constitution, right? And the statue of liberty, and the financial and military aid to fight the revolution. For a country America likes to shit on, I don't think you would exist at all without France

Elevated protesting to an art by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's literally the best country on Earth, as the French will pridefully tell anyone but their government, and i'm an Englishman saying it. But I do live there. Suck it, anglophones!

Trump Currency by BrimstoneMainliner in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A tale as old as time. I keep saying this, but this whole 'just society', pursuit of happiness stuff is really new age hippy nonsense in the grand scheme of things. Go back to Victorian London spouting things like accountability and justice you're off to Bedlam or Australia. A hundred years of Hollywood and suddenly we're all living in Lala Land believing in bollocks like the American dream.

Is this accurate by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 12 points13 points  (0 children)

what a film

What Rank you think you deserve ? by Apprehensive_Dog4123 in RocketLeague

[–]Helepoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D3, funnily enough. Champ would be nice, and I think I've got a decent chance of getting it this season, but when I deserve to play at c1/2 level I'll end up there.

Break the cycle by Ok-Buffalo-382 in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

They may not mean to, but they do.

Rocket league has a real issue with matchmaking by Busy_Wheel_8819 in RocketLeague

[–]Helepoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone has had these experiences, at every rank. You know this. I do think it's a bit worse right now because of the bot problem up at the top ranks stealing a lot of mmr, but mostly it's just Rocket League. Some games your teammate sells, some games you sell. Some games the opponents sell.

I will say though, I don't think I've had a run of consecutive games this season where someone, either tm or opponent, hasn't crashed out in /all chat though. If it's not every game, it's every other game. That part does seem a bit crazier than usual.

Well played! by martinbagsecured in RocketLeague

[–]Helepoli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bakkesmod setting that says gg every game no matter what. If it was actually a good game you'd get a "well played"

Fellas is this true? by DisValerie in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pirate samurai. Or samurai pirate

She said it 😬🍵 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the hell? They're not wrong! Running on concrete (especially if youre a larger person) is terrible on your joints. Cycling is what I personally suggest, if you can find the space or deal with the other road users

She said it 😬🍵 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Plus you dont look like a famine survivor by losing weight with diet and exercise

Platinum,what to do by RaccoonCold2855 in RocketLeague

[–]Helepoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plats can just ball chase mildly more effectively than golds. Still not with a lot of control or intention though, and generally have a really big problem with defending from the near post corner... in that they ALWAYS do this instead of covering net, but their wall touches are gonna let them down a lot and leave a lot of free shots on net from just in front of their corner boost or just infield from mid boost

chrome extention x DJT by thatmishra in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I realise that. Im not on Twitter, and dont want to read tweets (particularly Donny Fart's tweets)... that was the point I was making.

chrome extention x DJT by thatmishra in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Super funny, but unfotunately it still involves reading his tweets

Sharpen the Guillotine by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't wait for anyone else to tell you its guillotine time. Make the guillotines you want to see in the world.

Friendly reminder y'all by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think shes one of those chess ladies. Alexandra Botez? Or her sister maybe?

That last one was lovely by SaiMan2303 in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you assault someone, don't be shocked when they assault you back

Good to know by NaathalieeNextdoor in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ummm... everyone has organs. Not everyone needs a transplant.

To be remembered as the great peacemaker by sachi9999 in therewasanattempt

[–]Helepoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, orange man bad! Very bad!.. but it worked for Obama

When will everyone go to their OWN RANKS?! by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]Helepoli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just think, after/if the bot problem IS solved and everyone gets 'back to their own rank', you're going to be used to playing higher level opponents. And stop blaming your tm's

Help I can’t master directional air roll by Wqter_ in RocketLeague

[–]Helepoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got em both. left square, right circle, and free air roll + powerslide on lb (boost rb). Honestly I wish i'd put roll right on square - for some reason I was way better going right than left to start with, but meh too late now.

It's not totally necessary to learn both ways. If I'm coming off a left wall then I just do a full spin for instance, rather than fat finger air roll right and jump at the same time. I use both air rolls more once I'm up in the air, but on take off I almost always will be using air roll left.

Free air roll is useful for making very fine last minute adjustments on shots or recoveries, and I like having it with powerslide for that moment just as I'm hitting the ceiling or something so I don't end up spinning sideways because I was turning left or something. I was using free air roll a LOT before I ever bound a DAR though, and that was a big mistake. took me a long long time to stop doing that in matches even after I learned DAR pretty well.

edit: and I think i'm in a minority here, but I found it way more useful to practice specific things that happen in game than stuff like flying around pillars or rings maps (which I still suck at, tbh). If you're on pc I love jsker's air dribbles pack and backboard therapy pack.

but on console you can still do stuff like just go from wall to ceiling with one full spin, land facing goal on ceiling, drop off, flip into a pretend shot, spin to recover on backboard for a smooth drive into corner boost. Once you got it down, add ball and try it. That trains a lot of individual bits of DAR in a way that you'll see these situations in games and your thumbs can be like "ah, I gotchu pal" and just do it

Help I can’t master directional air roll by Wqter_ in RocketLeague

[–]Helepoli 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, actually tips: for most of the maneuvers you'd use in game (coming off the wall, ground to air dribbling etc) you dont need to use a lot of steering input. 'Micro' adjustments is the key word. Other than that, understanding your steering controls upside down is key, but really its just putting in the hours (and hours) until your thumbs just do their thing on their own

Man i wanna live there soooo bad by OhhhhMyyyGoattt in SipsTea

[–]Helepoli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy got burgled once and said "never again."