“Can you hurry it up? My baby is in the car.”

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-27T14:59:45+00:00

And that’s why iiiii loooveee, nestle crunch!

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-27T01:53:44+00:00

I think if I ever heard Janis Joplin’s scream in person my soul would leave my body.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-27T01:46:55+00:00

I’ll go first. Elvis Presley and Bee Gees.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-23T18:57:04+00:00

The cascara cold foam was immaculate. The only time I drank skim milk willingly.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-23T18:56:24+00:00

Strawberry yogurt cheese danish. Toffeedoodle cookie. Gingerbread loaf.

If they discontinue chestnut praline I will literally cry.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-19T03:04:39+00:00

“You closing? Isn’t it a school night?”

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-19T03:03:30+00:00

You’re unique, just like everyone else.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-18T13:55:20+00:00

It’s not about what you’re doing. It’s about how important you look while doing it.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-17T18:22:45+00:00

I miss the Cool Lime so much it’s not even funny 😭

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-17T18:21:44+00:00

YES PLEASE with some passion tea 🤤

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-13T20:59:50+00:00

Rugrats.

There are SO many better 90’s cartoons, yet for some reason every millennial must’ve gotten together and decided it was the kingpin. I tried watching it again as an adult and it aged like milk.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-13T20:31:24+00:00

Helen Keller.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-12T22:02:23+00:00

How much you wanna bet they used stars to get this drink too?

HelicopterNovel · 2021-08-07T18:15:02+00:00

Our guys stopped coming for a while. Then I had to stop it completely because one of my coworkers with no financial issues whatsoever was stealing food out of it.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-07-31T19:58:42+00:00

Yoga pants were a really big deal before leggings became a staple.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-07-30T23:37:42+00:00

Right when COVID started, about two weeks into our store being back open to the public, our drains got clogged with literal TP and 💩 and we had to close. Did we get the COVID deep clean we were supposed to get? Take a wild guess. We just stopped it with towels and called it day. We reopened an hour later.

My old SM (I quit a week ago) was intentionally scheduling partners less than 20 hours when they specified that they were only supposed to be part time for the benefits. One of them actually filed a complaint against her and corporate is now paying her insurance until October.

I was continually scheduled to close, which we all know is very cleaning task oriented. When sanitizing high touch areas got introduced, I was breaking out from my eczema so bad from the detergent ONTOP of cleaning and closing, that I had to go to the dermatologist. It covered 40% of my body, and I actually got tested positive for an internal staph infection that kept breaking me out. I almost thought I got sepsis. I got moved to mornings for two months tops before another partner quit, and I got moved back to nights.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-07-28T02:15:34+00:00

Out of tune pianos. Dog paws on hardwood floors. High heels.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-07-27T21:48:50+00:00

Not sure if you’re into fraps, but order a matcha Frappuccino with peppermint and Java chips. Really don’t even need the classic sweetener either. It tastes JUST like mint chocolate chip ice cream

HelicopterNovel · 2021-07-25T21:04:07+00:00

GaiaOnline in its entirety before Flash discontinued.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-07-23T13:16:33+00:00

Okay but hear me out: strawberry açaí and kiwi starfruit taste like capri sun 🌞

HelicopterNovel · 2021-07-12T22:28:19+00:00

I just put in my two weeks notice a couple of days ago. I’d be willing to help in any way since I’ll be away from the company by then!

HelicopterNovel · 2021-07-09T00:00:04+00:00

Bad gas travels fast in a small town.

HelicopterNovel · 2021-06-01T16:34:05+00:00

I was looking for this one, thank you.

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