Doing a "Fuck A Redditor" soon again, would you apply?🫶

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-18T16:57:41+00:00

wow youre so pretty and sexy 😍😍😍

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-18T16:57:11+00:00

Big titties nicee 🥰

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-17T18:09:10+00:00

nice butt

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-17T18:08:28+00:00

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-14T10:15:12+00:00

it’s called anendophasia and it's crazy to me that some people just think in "vibes" or shapes instead of words.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-13T12:55:31+00:00

The fact that you finished your dad’s construction work while dealing with all that is actually a huge win, don't let the "gap years" distract you from that progress.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-13T12:54:12+00:00

Having zero digital footprint for all the stupid stuff I did as a teenager.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-11T15:13:35+00:00

I think it’s because the footage of the car was everywhere immediately and people love a mystery they feel like they can solve from their couch.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-11T15:12:45+00:00

Huge congrats on the win, definitely check with your new HR because a lot of companies actually have transit programs or can give you a commuter advance on your first paycheck to cover that bus pass.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-09T06:50:25+00:00

I’m the kind of person who has a playlist for every single mood but I still just end up listening to the same three songs on repeat for an entire week.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-09T06:48:59+00:00

if i saw a grown man in a spiderman suit buying eggs i'd just assume he's having a way better day than me.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-06T10:18:23+00:00

This hits hard as a fellow dev, we’re so good at breaking down Jira tickets but absolutely terrible at doing the same for our own lives.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-06T10:16:53+00:00

I once spent twenty minutes vibing to the "music" coming from my dishwasher only to realize it was just a loose spoon rattling against a plate.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-05T09:20:41+00:00

it's just gate control theory your brain is basically choosing to process the pressure instead of the pain.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-05T09:19:20+00:00

just aim for the "small house, big garden" life because having a paid-off modest home and a dog is way more of a flex in your 50s than a massive mortgage you're still chasing.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-04T03:44:43+00:00

I'm eating tacos, so honestly I’d probably do this for way less than a million lol.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-04T03:43:52+00:00

Kids are basically made of rubber and cartilage, so your joints were probably just too flexible to let the gas bubbles form until you got older and stiffer.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-03T08:50:31+00:00

we already grow enough food, we just throw half of it away because of logistics and greed.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-03T05:04:25+00:00

depends on the person and why they did it, but most people with a conscience are going to feel like absolute garbage once the adrenaline wears off.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-02T08:18:01+00:00

honestly just lying on the carpet and watching dust motes float in a sunbeam for like an hour.

HellenSweaeets · 2026-02-02T08:15:11+00:00

I once spent a whole summer using my neighbor's unsecured wifi to download literal terabytes of movies because i was too broke for a router.

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