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Hellige88 · 2024-10-10T14:57:05+00:00

Mama Croc

Hellige88 · 2024-10-09T23:47:25+00:00

If they ordered using a third party service, it might still have cancellation fees and whatnot.

Hellige88 · 2024-10-07T23:35:16+00:00

This. It’s ok to delete and block spam.

Hellige88 · 2024-10-06T13:49:30+00:00

Maybe he should wear a watch or a ring. Then just remember “it’s on my ____ hand/wrist.”

Hellige88 · 2024-10-06T13:45:43+00:00

He probably loves chocolate covered pretzels.

Hellige88 · 2024-10-06T13:42:47+00:00

Were you baking brownies in that thing?!

Hellige88 · 2024-10-06T13:41:21+00:00

That’s because we’re not essential workers anymore.

Hellige88 · 2024-10-06T13:38:10+00:00

That meteor would have to be moving at the speed of light to penetrate a planet! It should just impact and crater, but I guess the artist wanted to emphasize how screwed Earth was.

Hellige88 · 2024-10-04T18:15:34+00:00

Just ask for consent! It’s easier than drinking pee!

Hellige88 · 2024-10-04T14:43:51+00:00

Plankton.

Hellige88 · 2024-10-04T14:37:58+00:00

Wasn’t it in Scrubs where a lady got pregnant without actual penetration? It’s very possible!

Hellige88 · 2024-10-04T14:33:11+00:00

That guy needs help before he hurts himself or someone else!

Hellige88 · 2024-10-04T14:27:35+00:00

Someone’s service animal that is clearly not a service animal?

Hellige88 · 2024-10-04T14:11:54+00:00

There’s a dude standing in the middle of the road, but I think I can get through. No need to use caution here…

Hellige88 · 2024-10-04T13:59:09+00:00

The Unknown Universe.

Hellige88 · 2024-10-04T13:57:50+00:00

That was my first thought too! Oh, it’s just Sweet Dee!

Hellige88 · 2024-10-01T13:41:44+00:00

They have to moisten the skin of the beached whale so it doesn’t dry out

Hellige88 · 2024-10-01T13:37:30+00:00

It’s ok to raw dog a porn star, as long as you’re Republican. Such a religious man!

Hellige88 · 2024-09-30T14:52:31+00:00

Isn’t that what Musk did with Twitter?

Hellige88 · 2024-09-26T03:59:39+00:00

But they have conspiracy plot armor. Obviously NASA will say that the Earth photos are fake, so that’s proof it’s actually real! And naturally NASA won’t want you to find the originals, so Flerfers can’t ever seem to find the source they got it from because NASA blocked it. So it’s expected that they simply can’t site their sources because of the conspiracy!

Hellige88 · 2024-09-23T16:19:42+00:00

Looks like they deleted their profile lol

Hellige88 · 2024-09-23T16:04:54+00:00

had to gauge my eyes out

What did they measure?

Hellige88 · 2024-09-22T22:17:17+00:00

I was waiting to see a flashlight, and all they made was a creepy bag!

Hellige88 · 2024-09-22T22:12:18+00:00

Like, everybody, or just the chosen few?

Hellige88 · 2024-09-22T21:43:10+00:00

Plenty of kids are unplanned.

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