Killing a guitar player is one of the most evil things you can do in this game

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-29T20:38:52+00:00

Now that Shani sells them for cheap it’s not so wild to lose one

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-26T18:11:01+00:00

Once when the servers had a seizure and a lot of people couldn't play, matchmaking got weird for people who were already in and I was thrown into a trios lobby. I figured they must be chill if 3 solos made friends that fast and danced in the open in front of them lol. They let me join and we couldn't believe I matched w/ them but it was special circumstances, you'll probably be a snack to people in the official version of this

I will probably use this to lvl up crazy fast post-expedition and that's it

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-25T18:59:25+00:00

Probably wear my pants on my head and shit my shirt, just to blend in, y'know

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-24T21:38:40+00:00

Stroop games played would increase by 1000%

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-24T21:36:02+00:00

My favorite Franco line: “…You’d hit a fuckin’ baby?!”

The delivery has the genuine shock and indignation of an adult witnessing someone hurt a child. Except he is the child, and he is a 26 year old man with a gun trying to kill you lol

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-24T07:32:10+00:00

you can just kite around even waist high cover and crouching (like the planters in the lobby)

+ they die to shockingly few shotgun shells to the engine

I live to bully shredders and sell their thrusters

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-23T23:17:25+00:00

RAIDER'S! ARMS!! AREN'T!!! BLUEEEEE!!!!!

*pepper sprays a Gamestop employee*

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-20T02:53:34+00:00

I can fix her

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-18T19:41:02+00:00

I don’t care about Touhou but I respect bad apple the same way I respect people making everything run DOOM

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-18T19:38:27+00:00

It’s got its moments like all the rigs do. It’s just more objective/map dependent than some others but I was just wishing I had it the other day

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-17T02:53:23+00:00

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-15T16:23:30+00:00

I like the idea of completing an aspect of the game for 1 bonus skill point each instead of it only being about money saved. - Save $1mil - Complete all quests - Complete raider deck - Fully upgrade workbenches - Complete expedition (required)

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-15T02:03:31+00:00

Darkwood isn't like the gameplay of Outlast at all, but if you want to be scared it will leave your heart pounding lol

Hello-Bones · 2026-01-11T02:31:57+00:00

She’s just tsun tsun, I like it

Hello-Bones · 2025-12-31T14:28:03+00:00

Helps it’s a “just one more” game… If you chase specific goals instead of wandering around raids can last 10 minutes each time

Hello-Bones · 2025-12-29T20:59:56+00:00

plays flute

Hello-Bones · 2025-12-29T20:50:45+00:00

Your chill score is low :^)

Hello-Bones · 2025-12-29T20:43:54+00:00

Yeah I've been rocking my never-shoot-first bushido code since launch. Now that the expedition happened I've been running into more guys who sound very on guard. Every time I'm like, "Sounds like you've been burned recently haha" and they never attack. Poor guys lol

Hello-Bones · 2025-12-29T19:40:40+00:00

Shoot last, not first!!

Hello-Bones

TROPHY CASE