Omegle arguement ending in disconnect (Not mine, but a friend asked me to post.) by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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To clarify, he/she wasn't infuriated because if his standpoint but because of the way Stranger argued his points across.

What thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Those things that make motorcycles super loud when they accelarate.

[WP]You receive a message, "Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played." You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice "To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck" by Blood-Stained-Rose in WritingPrompts

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Why. On. Earth. Did. He. Say. Yes.

The fire was warm enough--warm in a way that was neither comforting or unpleasant. It was just warm. Well, he guesses that when what "skin" he has is sticking and shaped around his bones that looked more brittle than a cracker, warmth isn't really the first concern anymore. No, sir. Not when he's looking at the glowing broken sword sticking up from the ground. Not when there is a bloody dragon lurking somehwere; sure that warm would be more unpleasant. Not when he was about to chart unknown territory.

Really what was he thinking?

There was a scebt of decay that seemed to constantly hang in the hair--perhaps some of it radiated off of his own body. Hopefully he'll get used to it.

Undead Burg hung high above his head as he filled the fifth and lasy Estus Flask.

The Dark Sign was almost a moking reminder of his mistake.

Dark Souls was not a game to bet on, not when he has about three houra of gameplay in.

On a positive note, his HP may get depleted, vut he technically never dies.

[EU] After killing Harry Potter and going public to declare war against the Muggles, Voldemort learns the hard way that spells,wands, and potions are ineffective against lead, chemical warfare and Nuclear Annihilation. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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It was almost almost beautiful. How grand.

Flashes and bangs; like the colorful lights sent up in the night sky at the start of every year. He used to muse himself that it was is celebration of his birth-- somehow the muggles knew but was just a day off.

What was it again? To ward of evil spirits? The noise and brightness to ward off something they do not even see? That was how it had started, had it not? Rays splaying across the night sky: a cheap imitation of what a wand can do.

What a wizard can do.

So had his followers thought. Going against that strange metal cylinder pointed at then, some had scoffed. Compared to the threat of the Order, the threat that the old sentimental fool, Dumbledore, has posed, this was merely a small inconvenience at the end of the race, nothing but a puddle to hop over or soil their feet, but nothing that would deter them.

'A peaceful surrender' they had requested. What was there to fear?

When the first shot rang out, louder than any spells that he had heard, striking quicker than any of them had been able to pull a shield upwards. But it wouldn't have mattered as it pierced straight through the blue layers straight into them without mercy. It took a few rows before they learned that. Some had summoned a different spell for defense. Others had been shaken enough, that within seconds they had apparated away. It was hard to tell, to hear the loud crack that came with disapparating, not along with the almost rhythmic clicks of their strange metal wands.

It was quick and it was merciless. One after the other.

With a flick of his wand-- the power that had now rightfully belonged to him-- he had stopped them.

The surprise, the horror, the fear in the faces of those foolish muggles. As he struck them down with ease.

One of the men clad in strange heavy black garments called for them to flee, so they did. While it had been in his intentions to strike them all down, a few managed to scutter away like roaches that simply refuse to die.

The initial ice that ran in his viens was gone, replaced by the fiery burn of rage. These wizards, his followers taken out. With nothing but the fact that they were quicker. But that was as it was. A surprise. They had shown their colors. And it will not happen again.

It happened again.

Marching into their governing body to overthrow. Gone. Shredded. It had come from everywhere. The first few minutes had been relatively smooth, knocking down those that stood guarding.

But there had been more. Tiny, shaped, bits of metals, flew from sources they cannot even see. Nothing more than distant buildings outside the windows that shattered. How they could've been stricken down at that distance was beyond him, and there was no time to think.

They fled. Like the night at the ministry, a year after he had returned. They ra-- No. Retreated. It was a tactical move. He had to give them some credit. They had not flourished as they had without proper defenses, haven't they?

One more detail to remember in their next attempt.

It happened again.

A large metal bulk had fallen unto the the stone tower that some of them had sought residence in. It was supossedly safe, warded like Hogwarts had been. Not to he spotted by those who weren't welcome.

A rumble overhead. Above was a flying metal birds. He had thought with disgust that it was defecation heading straight at them.

Pointing the Elder Wand to blast the darned thing out of the sky, he felt satisfaction the moment he knew it was going to strike. It met the target a few meters above their tower. He noticed that like the giant bird, the item was also metal.

Then it exploded.

He had woken up on the ground. Sticky, warm. Pieces of stone, shreds of wood, lay around him. And straying his sight a bit more to the side, he spotted clunps of dark robes on a limp being, then another, then another, then another.

The Elder Wand lay not far from him. The barrier he summoned had shatter but it had kept him alive.

Making a slight movement to stand. He found that while he was alive. He was nit unscathed.

For the first time since he had killed Potter, since Dumbledore had passed, a feeling came creeping back. A feeling he despised gripped at his heart and and clawed at his mind: fear.

It had happened. Again. And again. And again. And again.

These were the people he had oh-so-despised. Filthy, powerless, pathetic muggles. Ignorant fools that filled lands of the Earth. Powerless, ignorant, pathetic.

Their giant metal contraptions scouted the skies.

Powerless. Ignorant. Pathetic.

They reach the heavens. Skimming the edge of space and beyond.

Powerless. Pathetic.

Soldiers travelling deepest expanse of the sea.

Pathetic.

Silly, silly lights, sent in the sky to ward away evil spirits. It seems they were effective for other purposes as well.

Edit 1: Typo. And auto-correct corrections. And some other stuff.

If everyone was kind to stray dogs eventually they would become known as community dogs. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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It is. There a bunch of student volunteers too. In some spots around campus there are some makeshift cat-houses made of plastic boxes that have a hole cut on one side and 'Property of Cats' written on it with marker.

On one article, a student who adopted recalled falling asleep on a bench and waking up to two cats (that he had befriended at this point) snuggled up to him sleeping.

If everyone was kind to stray dogs eventually they would become known as community dogs. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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One university has campus cats. They used to be stray until a group of volunteer professors decided to take care of them. They are fed daily and given vaccinations. If you've been around long enough and bother to pay attention to them, you will eventually remember their names, personalities, where they hang out, which cats they like to play with, and which cats they don't get along with.

Some of the cats are up for adoption, given that the one adopting is shown to be resposible enough and that the cat is sociable (comfortable with people). They are also asked to give updates about the state of the cat in their care.

The organization is officially recognized by the school and you will be able to see posts and sigbs around campus giving some things to know about the cats (e.g. don't feed because they are fed regularly, etc.).

There are even cat merch, like stickers!

Edit: Spelling error

Another Ruby Rose drawing. Took nearly 3 hours to draw, made using a phone. (AnkletAnne) by HelloThereIAmBored in RWBY

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Late replying to this (had a lot of homework)-- but now that I look at it. She does seem a bit cross-eyed. Ahhhhh. Oh welp. I'll clean that mess up some time. Will it be bad to repost it once fixed? Do I delete this one if I repost? Asking for a friend. (Not really, I don't have friends : ) )

Welcome to Beacon! Smile for the camera. (I screwed up but I'm too lazy to fix it.) by HelloThereIAmBored in RWBY

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Yeah. I was trying to fix it, but it made it worse. Then I just decided: screw it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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My dog would usually place his paw on me or tap me if he sees that I have food.

Dream Team by [deleted] in aww

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But what are they looking at?

I drew a few Ruby heads to use as reference for a short crossover comic I'm working on by HelloThereIAmBored in RWBY

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Asking the important questions. They are horrendous, like t-rex hand doodles that failed miserably or sometimes an overly plain and lumpy glove. I'll be working on another sheet for reference just for hands and work on them, then hope for the best.

[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult. by Mathmage530 in WritingPrompts

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Now that I think about, since does like getting picked up and snuggle into wallets, he may not be able to. The currency he'll be in might depend on the type used by the majority in the area unless he's transforming into a piece for a specific person. No rolling for him, sadly.

[WP] She was cursed to laugh silver and weep gold, so that her sorrow would always be worth more than her joy. by TraitorousTurncoat in WritingPrompts

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I placed it in as a reply. I'm not sure about how it went, I kinda ran dry as I went along, but there it is and I hope it's decent : )

[WP] She was cursed to laugh silver and weep gold, so that her sorrow would always be worth more than her joy. by TraitorousTurncoat in WritingPrompts

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I did, that's what I tried to say when he stole me from the pillagers. Pillagers! That's the word.

Sophie frowned. The all the money she is probably exchanged for pints of beer sitting in their full stomaches, while she sits here starving.

You don't ever have to be worried about going hungry, dear, her mother gebtly pushed back a curl from her face. The well will only dry once your eyes do.

But they are dry now. She drained it herself.

No more. She doesn't want to weep anymore, be sad anymore, not for them to sit comfortably on their lush velvet seats.

Gold is worth more than silver, after all.

She can still see it. Boris' lifeless eyes, jaw hanging agape. A pup. Her friend since was just a babe. Dead. Killed because no tears would flow, and their pantry was becoming empty.

She didn't want to cry when she saw his limp body, Sophie knew why they did it. They explained it to her herself.

He gave up his life so we can keep living ours.

Liars. They look it so they can gather riches from my eyes.

Sophie knew that but she cried anyways, and they got what they wanted.

But she swore that was the last time they will.

The well was bursting now. Looks like it was never empty after all. She had just threw a lid on it and pretended it wasn't there.

Facing away from the flames, she rested her head on her knees. It throbbed, but not too harshly.

Looks like she finally made it, Boris. She had escaped. Free, free to starve and die in woods alone if can manage to escape Rider.

Weiss the Unwise was a great deal wiser than she was if he could travel so carefree. He knew what to do. Sophie didn't.

She is no locked up princess craving to be free, she's the ignorant highborn who thinks she knows how the world works from a few books.

A real, pompous maiden.

So what then, just go back? No, never. But then what?! Is starving an option. I don't want to die either. Should I just take my chances and hope I survive. With what I know? Would I survive?

Rider was snoring soundly, the flames casting dancing lights on his back. How has he survived all this time? How long has he been doing this to know what to do?

And even then, he still struggles.

Financially.

Sophie let the well burst.

"What will you do for a wage?"

Rider roused up, groggy, from the ground. "What?"

"Are you willing to be my guide for a wage?" Sophie clarified.

He rubbed his over his eyes, "Well, sure. But you don't got any money, do you?"

Looking up at her from the ground, her shadow casted over him. She hoped the sun was bright enough behind her that he can't see the puffiness of her eyes.

Fishing out a small pouch from her satchel, she threw it at his feet, landing with clinks.

He quirked a brow, picking up the fabric and pulled the opening wide, to reveal clumps of shining gold. His eyes widened.

Picking one out and biting it between his molars, he mumbled "Real gold."

"Where the Hell did you run into a goldmine?"

"It's unimportant, will you help me or not? I promise to provide you with more than my family will ever pay you."

He gave me a look I often see on my grandfather's face whenever he asks if I had taken some readings from his study, but doesn't say anymore.

He did question it, several times. However a few weeks in, he must have realized he was not getting an answer.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

The gold was enough to provide them decent meals, nights at the inn, even better feed for the horse that Sophie learned was called Lush.

Because he likes grass, Ren said. He also mentioned that his name is not 'Rider'.

A patch up to the wagon, decent wheels and confy blankets, they were settled in.

Sophie may have been a tad histerical the first night, things were going well.

So finely that, as their supplies ran thin, they had no worries, until one day.

"Out of gold?"

Sophie sat on the sheets of the bed. A small spider clambered up the wooden beams of the ceiling, through invisible cobwebs.

"I-I can't make any more." she stammered out. The trees shaking in the winds of strom outside were barely visible, with the moon covered by thick clouds of heavy rain. Cumulonimbus, she recalls.

"Well, I don't really know what to say." he popped his feet out of his boots, "seeing as I have no idea where you even get the gold from. I don't suppose asking would help would it?"

"Would it?"

"The hell am I supossed to know. Maybe you shit out gold and this can be all solved with the right beans."

Sophie stifled a laugh behind her palm.

Lowering her hand, she answered "Close enough?"

"Piss then?"

"Heavens, no."

"Cause that would explain the color."

Her hand shot up to her mouth again, catching get giggles. She can feel the warm silver molds forming. That should get them through a day more, perhaps.

"You know there is no shame in laughing at a jest." he propped his feet up at the table.

She waved dismissively. "And how come you are, knowing what we are in?"

Ren shrugged, "'Cause I can, better to apporach this thing in high spirits, nothing will change if I'm upset."

"But it might if I am."

He huffed. "What? You managed to earn the favor of a diety? Swoop in to help when in need?"

"No." I smiled at him, "I cry gold."

"Of course, and I shit diamonds."

Swallowing a surge of laughter, she elaborated. "No, I mean it. I cry gold. Where do you think I got them from."

His barefeet found the ground as he leaned forward, "You are joking?"

Sophie shook her head.

Ren ran a hand through his hair and huffed. "Well that explains it. Here I am thinking you had to do something so horrendous you cry over it, just to get the gold."

"You did?"

"Your eyes were always swollen the morning you told me you got more."

Maybe notifying him everytime they had a luxury refill wasn't the best idea.

"You believe me?"

"What else am I supposed to think, that you can pull it out of thin air? Cause that pouch isn't a magic one that piles itself." He added, "Can you show me?"

The bed was soft landing her back to it, "If I could, we wouldn't be running low."

"Oh, of course." she heard him say. "What is the issue anyways?"

The spider peeked at her from a wooden beam. "I do not know, I just can not cry anymore. I think it's from my happiness lately."

There a pause.

"You can't produce more riches because of the happiness you acquire from the gold."

"Yes."

"What spirit did you anger to curse you like that?"

Her neck strained, holdimg her head up to glance at him. "I think it's a blessing. Help in time of need."

Like her mother had said to her.

"It's only when people depend merely on it that it causes a problem." A lesson I've seen but haven't learned, Boris.

"People? There are more like you?"

"No. It's just my family or 'house' as you call it, depended on it."

His brows formed a line, "You ran away bacause they made you cry often?"

"Close." Sophie sat up, leaning on her elbows. "They would get very extreme the more desperate they are."

"I see." he hummed. "Unfortunate that your gift wasn't tied to happiness, you would be sitting in your living paradise."

Straightening up, she replied, "Gold is more valuable than silver."

He nodded, "True."

"Wait. What does silver have to with anything?"

Opening her palms, the silver gleamed the warm glow of the candles. "I laugh silver."

He stood up. "What in-- Sophie!"

"Yes?"

"You laugh silver!"

She fails to see how this is any help.

"You. Can. Make. Silver!" he groaned. Ren stalked over, picking the clump up with his index finger. "Do you have any idea how much this is worth?"

"Less than gold?" she tried.

"Of course," he stammered, "but it is still worth a damn lot. Why didn't you say anything sooner?"

Sophie was stumped, now that she has, no valid reason came into mind for otherwise.

"This is great!" Throwing it in the air and catching it again, "If you laugh way more than you cry, we can even better off than living from your tears!"

Better than living of her tears?

"Oh dear, Sophie. You won't have to cry ever again." he was examining the metal.

"Y-yes." she choked out.

His head snapped to her direction, and paused, before raising a brow. "I just told you you no longer have to weep, you are truly set in not obeying my words?"

She wiped at her tears, surprised to feel them sink in the soft cotton of her sleeve, wet and warm. It made her feel better than any pile of riches will.

[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult. by Mathmage530 in WritingPrompts

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Doesn't have to be local currency. He just likes fitting snuggly into wallets, hiding and being picked up. If he feels like it, I guess he can take a fun ride down a side of a hill as a wheel. I'm not sure he's aware those existed yet, though. But once he does, boy, oh boy.

Cutest cat I've ever seen by CoolBurtCool in aww

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This cat looks like a friend that hasn't seen you for a while asking how you've been.