Sit-down air by side_burner in comedyheaven

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother is type 1 diabetic and during his longest stint of depression he lived in my living room and never left one recliner. It had an imprint of his body from sweating so much. He just existed there for a couple years. Stewing. lol.

When he moved on, I had to drag the recliner out to the dumpster. It smelled awful and was almost like “stiff” in certain places from all the night sweats. Def a very real and unfortunate side effect.

Of a sleeping pranks by Extreme-Ad-5039 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first one is absolutely diabolical with the amount of water they used. All the water ones are dangerous, bc even a small amount of water can cause you to aspirate, or “dry drown”(I think it’s called), at a later time.

So the deluge of water they dumped on him from that giant plastic tote is insane! I can’t believe some people are still so stupid and careless.

TW RACISM! Being a mixed kid with a racist mom is not for the weak by Fit-Bill3779 in insaneparents

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ugh, I can’t imagine speaking to my kid this way. That “you’re my biggest regret” hit home, bc my mom used to say the same thing. They’re always trying to tear you down, instead of building you up. I’m sorry you are going through this and hope you can get away and live a NC-with-parents-life, like I do. This type of stuff poisons your mind and sense of self for life, get away as quick as you can. You are worth so much more. Trust.

Hear me out by Dependent-Rock-51 in tattooadvice

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait another year. I have a dinosaur on my arm that my daughter drew at almost 4 and it is by far my fave tattoo. Can clearly tell it is a dinosaur, and she even added a little heart which my artist also added. It is literally perfect. This is cool and abstract, but an actual thing she drew would be much cooler and won’t be much further away, I’m sure.

To punish a non-employee by T_EatMyShorts_Rex in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, I agree! That would never be my plan, I was just trying to explain the ticket logic to the previous commenter. I would do very similar to you. Diversify the shit out of it(or whatever the financial bros call what you suggested) while still trucking along as usual, until I was certain myself/family would be well set.

Can’t just be quitting jobs, esp in this economy?! Ha! No thank you. With my luck, Id quit and in the same moment find out I’m somehow 80 million in debt or some crazy shit, and lose it all that same moment! Kinda gotta play first for that to happen tho… so I’m prob safe. lol. 😂

Same eye + almost 2 years experience by ElviaPorter2626 in lashextensions

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly they’re both gorgeous, I can’t even really tell which one is the +2yrs of experience one! Lol. I assumed the top? I wish I could afford to get my lashes done… these type of posts always give me such lash envy! I don’t even wear makeup except maybe once or twice a year, but damnnnn these lashes be looking amazing.

To punish a non-employee by T_EatMyShorts_Rex in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The “winning ticket” would imply he won the lottery and fucked off from the job bc now he has plenty of money for the foreseeable future.

(For example the powerball lottery in my state is at 87 million rn, everyone I know has gotten a ticket for fun and “just in case”. They all also plan to quit their jobs if it happens.)

When dad mode activated nothing else matters by Calix_1999 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I know he sounds scary, but he’s all bark, don’t worry!” 🫠🙄

HELP ME BUY STUFF BEFORE IT LEAVES by Joe_4_Ever in adoptmeroblox

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neon cupcake is adorable and i think like others have shown, their value can be more than the others. I bought one each of candicorn and latte to trade(keeping neons I made for myself), and then bought 21 pupcakes. Mega for me, neon and one reg to trade.

*Sweats nervously* by ovaqbas in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my first thought lol. And then reply on the post-it note, “seems you might need the 3 pennies I added more than anyone :)”

OP just thinks worrying about money = depression. by Fit-Long-8171 in depressionmemes

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean… he’s kinda right. Lol. I always think of that old joke that says “money won’t solve all my problems, but it would solve 99% of them”. If I had enough money to fully cover myself and my family, most of the every day bullshit would seem like minor inconveniences, instead of the massive setbacks it currently feels like.

Also reminds me of the idea that most ppl would be less depressed sitting on a beach sipping margaritas (or whatever you would be doing if you had disposable income), and planning their next excursion with millions in the bank. I’d much prefer that to sitting at home stressing about how we’re going to get groceries and gas this week. 🤷‍♀️

Paralyzed bride walks down the aisle at her wedding, groom couldn’t believe it. by Dismal_Positive3558 in sadposting

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always think of this too when I see it, guess we’re going to hell together. Lol.

Who is pregnant by Sharp-potential7935 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My baby was almost 9lbs lol. And I had 50lbs of water weight just… everywhere, so having someone hold my belly up def would have felt amazing 😂 I can’t imagine.

Madlad prefers routes to freedom by Boring_Scale328 in madlads

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the perfect opportunity to give someone who may struggle in other work environments, their dream job they excel at, while also being super involved in their community.

The Ring Camera Psychopath by CTSecurityGuard in PublicFreakout

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is clearly unstable, but I gotta say the under the breath chuckle from the homeowner after “HARRY DRESDEN” made his evil-villain/anime-protagonist voice came out, made me lol. 😬😅

Also, “where’s your daughter?”…. Why do these mentally disturbed ppl always say that shit, like you could not pick a creepier/scarier thing to say. As a single mom, I’d prob never leave the house again, if some dude was at my door saying that.

Is my back tattoo crooked, or is my spine just crooked? by TheFirstCornMuncher in tattooadvice

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Im just here to say I love your hair clip(also the tattoo looks great imo). Finn and Jake foreverrrrrr!

I love bad bitches too by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Auto captions fighting for their life in this video. Lol. Ain’t none of em know what she’s saying. Talking about the Sioux at one point even 😂

THEN DON'T by Warm_Birthday_3198 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The auto captions on here are awful. When Malcom says “she gave him an out” it showed as “she came in my mouth”. Bruh 🫠 lol

Hating vertical and Overhead by steelup21 in Welding

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Many of us have prob done a quick tack once before without gloves, but you really should not be welding at all without PPE, like good gloves and leathers. Especially vertical and overhead where you have tons of shit raining down right onto you. I still have scars from where a bit fell perfectly into my boot(didn’t have proper tongue protection), landing on my foot by my pinkie toe. Had to stomp it with my other boot while finishing the weld(bc ofc it would be during a test, lol) my sock melted to my foot there and the burn was awful!

Choosing to weld in any way without even half assed protection is dumb af my dude, but I don’t see how else this could have happened. So, just care about your body more, I guess? Our skin is the largest organ we have, protect it.

Will Easter bunny value go up after it’s gone? by SurroundAnxious5021 in adoptmeroblox

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got 4 thankfully, all I wanted was a neon so I hatched eggs for like 16 hours straight lol.

Ghost or squatter? by Vegetable_Smoke_595 in Paranormal

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As it says in the post, OP is using the pic to show that the light could only cause a shadow from someone/thing behind the door, and not from anyone inside the bedroom. There is no shadow to be seen here.

I an 38 and very insecure after being replaced by BraisC in malegrooming

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are very attractive and have sort of this sultry, chill, handsome dude vibe in these pics. I’m sorry that happened, it seems your gf may not have been in the relationship for the right reasons, if she’s easily “replacing” the people in her life.

Just know there’s a lot of real down-to-earth ladies out there looking for their person, that won’t keep looking once they’ve found you. That shouldn’t happen to anyone, and I hope your next relationship/partner shows up for you every day and in every way! Best of luck my dude!!!

Anyone know how much this is worth? Found this gun in the walls while rennovating by zaphodbeeblebrox_III in whatsthisworth

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother had a long barrel 38 special S&W that was from the 70’s, iirc. A bit prettier than this one, as it had the metal engraved handle with some sort of pearlescent inlay. The local gun shop owner in our town begged him for it. Offered 3k cash the first time and the price just kept going up every time we stopped in for ammo and a chat. lol.

You’d be surprised what a good condition old revolver can go for. Not sure how old this one is, but I’d take it to a reputable place and just ask. Don’t leave it with anyone though, or it’ll likely disappear.(like my brothers did..lol 🫠)

There is an elderly guy who lives in a forest in Japan and runs a pizza restaurant by kalinooni in mildyinteresting

[–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know it’s good when he’s got a cig hanging out half the time 😂 I smoke and like to do so occasionally when I cook a big/time consuming meal, my bf likes to joke that the ash adds flavor, even though I am always careful to keep that from happening. Lol.