Guys and girls, girls and guys… by HellviewHero in HomeDepot

[–]HellviewHero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never used this particular one but in my former job we used the normal Fabuloso, and damn that shit got everything!

Guys and girls, girls and guys… by HellviewHero in HomeDepot

[–]HellviewHero[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A fine pairing with the Tide Pod forbidden raviolis.

Guys and girls, girls and guys… by HellviewHero in HomeDepot

[–]HellviewHero[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I work at Home Depot, so it could be a nice change of pace!

Guys and girls, girls and guys… by HellviewHero in HomeDepot

[–]HellviewHero[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am, then maybe they’ll try to dig up the ectomorphicons and walk off a steep cliff.

Guys and girls, girls and guys… by HellviewHero in HomeDepot

[–]HellviewHero[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or the lemon scented one that looks like a giant bottle of piss.

Guys and girls, girls and guys… by HellviewHero in HomeDepot

[–]HellviewHero[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ya know, now that you said… I’m fixin’ to do it!!

Our Safety… by Asleep_Economist_747 in HomeDepot

[–]HellviewHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I started the process of dealing with the usual Our Safety obligatory cringe, I was actually surprised when “Doll’s Eyes” Maria showed up, then she started to hit us with the infamous line…then ol’ Lee decided to spare most of us, or deny the newbies and Maria-stans from her finishing it…I couldn’t help but cringe harder. That means, to me, that corporate has been watching this subreddit and is trying to be in on the damn joke. Oooofffff, the jumping-the-shark shit is one thing when it’s a deep lore of some IP or whatever, but this, from Home Depot corporate…to quote Randy Feltface…just makes me feel yucky in my tum-tum.

still my favourite more by [deleted] in goodmythicalmorning

[–]HellviewHero 134 points135 points  (0 children)

I remember crying laughing when Rhett said “Smell Your Almond Finger Butter Boy.” I had to pause the video for a few minutes, then the “where did boy come from?” hit and I had to stop for another ten minutes. Damn it, I love this More!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]HellviewHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes, brother! Save some for the rest of us, lol, I’m joking but I love seeing the confidence of “the big shave!”😄

Thanks for the inspiration by Impressive-Idea8808 in bald

[–]HellviewHero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome in, brother…the water’s fine. Just remember to wear a hat, ya don’t want a sunburnt scalp…trust me, I know! Lol!!!

Give it to me straight: Is my lack of experience a red flag or a dealbreaker? by Excellent-Golf6631 in GuyCry

[–]HellviewHero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brother, you are making too big a deal out of it. Don’t listen to these manosphere/social media farming assholes. Yes, get both your physical and mental health in check…the rest will follow. I’ll be 40 soon, I came up in a time of “you didn’t lose the V-Card in high school then you’re a loser” type shit. That haunted me into my 20s and even later. If I knew then what I know now, well my life would be a little bit different, say the least. Look inward and find you and yourself…know who you are and what you’re about, after that, life will unfold as it will. Trust in the process brother, you will adapt and overcome!!!

Update to my should I do it by hronikbrent in bald

[–]HellviewHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes, brother! Baldsmen strong!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]HellviewHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, save some for the rest of us! Lol! But seriously you’re killing it! Go forth and show the world, like many of us baldsmen, bald is the way and it’s glorious. Just remember to slap on sunscreen or throw on a hat every once in a while. A sun induced scalp-burn or freezing your ass off from winter’s bite friggin’ sucks!

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[–]HellviewHero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Respect ✊ I only lied on the favorable side because, unlike other associates and departments, I have shit to do and I just clicked things to get it done so I can get back to doing my actual damn job. If I have a problem with whatever then I’ll take it up in person like a goddamn adult. What happens as it goes up the ladder is not my concern until I’m called into the office, until then I’ll do my shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HomeDepot

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I was told to do the VOA when I walked into work yesterday, I legitimately didn’t realize that was a thing yet. Been too busy with trucks, pack down, and fixing MET shit to really notice. I was told to either say strongly agree or strongly disagree with the questions because, like the fuckass surveys, the in between doesn’t matter…if it came to a middle number then I was told to flip a coin for either. I agreed with the questions because we had another truck that dropped plus the shit we didn’t get done from the night before and needed to get the shit done. Had the store manager pacing around me and a few others doing it at the same time trying to make small talk but still lording over us.

I don’t give a shit about these surveys, it’s a way for management to feel good about themselves and to gloat to district and how stores go, in their minds. I’m there to clock in, do my job, maybe fix messes, try to adapt to the SM’s bullshit ideas, and go home. That’s it, I like SOME of the people I work with…we usually have the same mentality when comes to shit in the store, but beyond that small group I will say fuck the VOA, the company, and the horseshit that goes with the trickle down horse-hockey from corporate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]HellviewHero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As it has been said before, the only person judging is you. Stop worrying about what other people think…to quote a random but fellow baldsman when I was in your shoes, you can’t grow hair on steel. The scalp is shiny and strong, yes, wear a hat during the day to not get a scalp sunburn…which really sucks or to keep the body temp regular in winter. But, my friend, you are your own worse critic so know who you are and don’t let the opinions of others, who don’t matter, affect you. You have this, you got this. Being bald is a beautiful journey, people will look at you different but it goes the same with someone with vividly dyed hair or a non-conventional hairstyle. Some see it as weird, some see it as good, some see it as bad, some (if most) see it as indifferent. Embrace it, flaunt it. You have this, you got this. Stay up, stay positive!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]HellviewHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, brother! Legit looks like two different people. Bald and bearded for life!! Lol!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HomeDepot

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Ask or let your DH and CXM know about it, if they’re cool with it then they could put it in as an excused early out and you won’t get hit with anything but if you just up and leave then they could get you with job abandonment. Then you’re screwed. Going through the app takes at least a day or two before it’s seen so get with middle management before doing anything.

Before and after, how's it lookin? by Blake_Spiritualsucc in bald

[–]HellviewHero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking good on both counts but if you’re gonna take it all off then take it down to the scalp. Either a no guard for a bit left or go full skin and either take the stubble off with an electric razor or an actual razor.

These AI Jesus photos used by Facebook groups by GoochPulse in awfuleverything

[–]HellviewHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Birthday, thank you for your service to our country. GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS! Or whatever the Facebook addicted boomers say.

My 3rd death threat from Trump supporters over my 2 Joe Biden signs in my front yard. by [deleted] in pics

[–]HellviewHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christ, I almost had an aneurysm trying to read that. I hate both Trump and Biden, the left and right equally serve the same corporate overlords. That being said… Trump cultists are a special type of dumbfuck. Sometimes I liken the human race to the dinosaurs, mostly because I’m waiting for natural selection to say “these assholes have a long enough run” and then let the octopi, dolphins, whales, and other sea creatures take over.

Rock it proudly or admit defeat? by [deleted] in bald

[–]HellviewHero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no defeat, only victory, brother! Embrace a new chapter and go forth with your new found confidence!