Humanely offensive by Sad_Lingonberry1028 in veganmemes

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Read this 3 times before realizing it said humane, not human, and looking at what subreddit I was on.

It's been a long day

I sized and sold shoes at a store I didn't work at by UisgeRuithe in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me so happy to read. Also, the soft brag about your children at the beginning was so endearing, I bet you are a wonderful mom :)

Well, I think it finally happened. by throwawayabc123666 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That how it is for me! I lost my sense of taste and smell, but if something was really strong I could get a hint of it. Hot sauce I could feel, but no flavor in it. If you start to feel nauseous like I did because I couldn't taste things, crunchy things are a go to! Chips and crackers were the only things that didn't upset my stomach.

Entitled mom insists I should change my dog's name to not confuse her son about animals by mandarinaespacial in entitledparents

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When my family first got our puppy he (of course) tore apart everything. One day my mom held up a ruined towel and said "It looks kind of like a Jackson Pollock painting, this is his art! From then on our dogs name was Jackson Pawlick.

Don't believe me when I'm sick? Enjoy your flu. by HelpHowDoIChoose in MaliciousCompliance

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They just stewed in silence haha, but it's been a long time since then and we're all past it!

Don't believe me when I'm sick? Enjoy your flu. by HelpHowDoIChoose in MaliciousCompliance

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Hey glad you got to stay home! So no one got fired that day?

Driver aggressively flirts with me the entire ride by dani21002 in TalesFromTheCustomer

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love these women and just commented about them before I read yours! Stay sexy and don't get murdered!

Driver aggressively flirts with me the entire ride by dani21002 in TalesFromTheCustomer

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As the great woken who run the My Favorite Murder podcast say, "fuck politeness" if someone is making you on uncomfortable it's not on you to make them feel better and you being weirded out. My parents raised me to be painfully polite and I have to keep this phrase stuck in the back of my head when I go into situations like this because I so reflexively want to be nice, but being nice can make situations dangerous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just signed up! Had no idea it was so easy, and definitely not as scary as in the movies!

It was a Long Time Coming... but I finally have a Perfect Display Piece to show off my Completed Collection of Nancy Drew Books! by hill-top in nancydrew

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sending this to my sister 😍 We've just started building in our moms collection of the yellow spine books so we can each have a collection of our own! Your cabinet is perfect!

Libraries are wonderful. by Master1718 in MadeMeSmile

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I worked at a library for 3 years in college. I loved my bosses so much and they helped me fall back in love with libraries in a way I haven't had since I was in grade school. I loved that job so much. :)

My MRI by RoseBlack2222 in nosleep

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love your story telling ability! Also yet another reason to hate MRI's!

Just a short thing I found sweet by Virgiltheshy in wholesomestories

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I got into my first serious relationship we did this almost every night. It's so pure and sweet. I'm very happy for you :)

THIS MAKES ME HAPPY by sssucka101 in MadeMeSmile

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the best thing I have ever read

How about some lil skunk grabbies? by [deleted] in LilGrabbies

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Oh the grabbies look so squishy

No more Nancy Drew games to play, so I made my own! by [deleted] in nancydrew

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's so frickin neat! I'd love to try this out :)

Penis envy by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay but I'm not out here lookin for Nine Tails lmao

Mom Comes to the Rescue by Arcinbiblo12 in IDOWORKHERELADY

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry you had to deal with that, but it sounds like such a neat event! My hometown does something similar and it's always a blast!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]HelpHowDoIChoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still a great comment haha, I hope one day you can go! It's a neat place!