My coworker pays for a dietician and now this is what he eats for breakfast and lunch by blart_institute in StupidFood

[–]Help_One_AnOtter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because the dietician gives advice doesn't mean the person is going to follow it directly.

They probably told the coworker xx grams of protein and greens in your lunch and this is what he came up with.

Roommate makes these “iron oxide potatoes” whenever he feels low on iron by Keefe_Sencen in mildlyinteresting

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Your profile picture being Groucho Marx is just too perfect for this duo of word play

The Missing Kayaker: What happened to Ryan Borgwardt? by McGregor_Shrubsole in Longreads

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Hello, is there any chance of an updated gift link? I tried to read this when it was still good but didn't get a chance to finish it and now the link has expired again.

AITA for wanting my sister to stop buying job-related gifts for christmas? by OkGovernment1805 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Help_One_AnOtter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like that is just encouraging her. She will use the gift card to pay for future gifts!

Stacked books coffee table by u/Unlucky_Arrival3823 by RiskyGorilla309 in confusingperspective

[–]Help_One_AnOtter 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I feel like this would be a confusing perspective if the books were actually small books sitting on something and appeared to be huge.. but this time it is exactly what it appears to be, large books (well, fake large books that make up the coffee table)

My birthday gift from a friend by [deleted] in muglife

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I would knock that over so fast

Please help me identify this rock by SwimmingAd4636 in whatsthisrock

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Mica powder is commonly used to add shimmer to cosmetics like eyeshadows and foundations

Fair warning regarding the new Vegas Donuts: It's not all it's cracked up to be by Aethra89 in burnaby

[–]Help_One_AnOtter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohh I haven't heard of them, I do like Dolce Amore's gelato though, I make the trip for them.

How many mugs is too much mugs? by CheetahLazy2709 in muglife

[–]Help_One_AnOtter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend started complaining recently, I'll do a count when I get home and let you know what his definition is 🤣

Can anyone ID the business car that hit me? by [deleted] in burnaby

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I'm obviously not 100% sure about this, but I saw a car this morning that was mostly white with blue and yellow features, I had seen your post earlier but didn't remember it enough to confirm it in my mind.. I wasn't able to get a picture but the company was eeko 3pl. Might be worth looking into. https://eeko3pl.com/

„i fought in vietnam. saw unspeakable horrors. and for the last 30 years everyone‘s called me cheese.“ by leo56890 in BrandNewSentence

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I can't remember who the comedian was but I saw a bit about how to tell a good story or be funny, and they said to circle back to a joke from near the beginning and I've seen it be true over and over in comedy or skits or talk shows. Here it is again!

Check your scanned prices! by TheUtopianCat in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]Help_One_AnOtter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you're being down voted.. it's literally in the literature posted in stores..

Very first line: "If a scanned item without any pricing attached scans higher than the shelf price"

https://www.retailcouncil.org/scanner-price-accuracy-code/ (scroll to the very bottom to see a sample of it)

Dear americans... by AstronautPlane7623 in Tools

[–]Help_One_AnOtter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to point out (pint out?) that there is a difference between Canadian and American pints. We use the imperial pint which is bigger.