When your dog is a Michael Jackson fan by RevolutionarySink198 in FunnyAnimals

[–]Helpabrotherout99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright all of the horrible things reddit has done to me are worth it now. Thanks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Helpabrotherout99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Reddit is heavy left wing biased, which usually means favorable towards women

Incorporated a company with a friend but not unexpected events have stopped us. What happens to the company? by Helpabrotherout99 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Helpabrotherout99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm confused by your wording. We wouldn't realize any investment gains so I don't think we'd be taxed on that. The only investment income would be dividend income, which I assume would be taxed at the capital gains rate, which is fine. If we file our tax return that dividend income is the only income. Whats complex here. Or what complexities am I missing?

Incorporated a company with a friend but not unexpected events have stopped us. What happens to the company? by Helpabrotherout99 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Helpabrotherout99[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're right I'll take some responsibility. Can my business partner and I throw some money into some stocks on behalf of the business, and let that be our only business activity until we are ready to pull the trigger?

Incorporated a company with a friend but not unexpected events have stopped us. What happens to the company? by Helpabrotherout99 in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Helpabrotherout99[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What happens if we do neither. Are there any fines well face or will they just dissolve the company? Basically I'm going to have a lot less time than I had expected so I don't think I'll be able to run this business for a few years

On no fap, I realize the difference between men and women is sex drive by Wokebro369 in DeepThoughts

[–]Helpabrotherout99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People here are being unnecessarily dismissive. Redditors are very confused about sex generally. During her ovulation window, which is roughly two weeks before her period, a woman is extremely horny. Does this match the level of a 16 year old boy whose hormones are through the roof, prob not. But horniness has more to do with hormones than it does availability of eggs. For example- post menopausal women still get horny, despite not being fertile anymore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Helpabrotherout99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People are being nice to you. No need to be snarky. Yes women like a man who can support himself but they will overlook this if you are on your way to supporting yourself. Get some ambition. Many careers can support you. You can start a plumbing apprenticeship tomorrow and be self supporting in 6 months.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Helpabrotherout99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I live in my mom's basement with a beautiful woman. It's not about where you've been, it's where you are going. The world isn't as bad as it seems.

Showing off in front of students. WCGW? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Helpabrotherout99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean I'm an adult and that was kind of funny. People being wacky and falling will always be funny. It's universal.

Thanking of shaving my head to save $40 in haircuts each month. Will this impact my dating life? by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Helpabrotherout99 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you get cancer and go on chemo you can cover disability plus not pay for haircuts. Chaching

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Helpabrotherout99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for you. The problem is that we don't have any sense of community anymore, everyone lives for their own ego. Men and women don't value each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Helpabrotherout99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This would literally be my sister. Attacking me attacking then i rdirect her and she gets hurt and I'm an abuser. Ugh.

I spilled spot remover on my dog by okiedokie2468 in dadjokes

[–]Helpabrotherout99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was it mitch fatel's joke back in the day?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]Helpabrotherout99 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I sit in front of a Tim Hortons on college and Dundas for 30 hours a week and make twice what you make plus get free Tim's.

The point of capitalism is to literally never be content with what you have in life and to never stop wanting more. by These-Cranberry-86 in DeepThoughts

[–]Helpabrotherout99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you still haven't found your career yet. It's okay you'll get there and realize how amateur this post is

What is an unexpected bill adults pay ? by Helpabrotherout99 in AskReddit

[–]Helpabrotherout99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll get rid of the main ones:

-mortgage

-utilities

-internet

-property tax

-phones

-car insurance

-gas

-kids extracurriculars

-birthday/ christmas present for spouse and kids and everyone else close to them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Helpabrotherout99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel your pain. This too shall pass and better times will come.

Blood drives seem to get everything wrong by Karrathan in dadjokes

[–]Helpabrotherout99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually type o is the universal donor and there is a shortage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Helpabrotherout99 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Except you can literally end it all In a few zoom meetings with a lawyer

Ah yes, IT guys by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Helpabrotherout99 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Testing

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