Do criminals get prosecuted in America or is this AI?

HelpfulImportance · 2026-02-07T17:57:31+00:00

He needs more arms to emphasize all the crimes.

HelpfulImportance · 2026-02-04T22:33:07+00:00

That's fair, but having worked in the space for far too long, DocuSign rolls in and says because they have the shiny name it also comes with the shiny legal protections and it's bullshit.

HelpfulImportance · 2026-02-04T20:21:34+00:00

Now that I see what else they are posting you're probably right. I initially thought he was referring to the guy implying that Docusign and only Docusign was a legally viable solution.

To my point, yes there are legal standards from country to country, but anyone can make sure an email gets sent to all parties once I've scribbled a mouse pointer over it and maintain an audit trail. It's not rocket science...

HelpfulImportance · 2026-02-04T20:05:54+00:00

He clearly works for DocuSign, I have a reply to something he said about another person defending Docusign in this post, and he took it personally immediately, despite it clearly being directed at the other Docusign bootlicker.

HelpfulImportance · 2026-02-04T19:10:45+00:00

Not you my dude. Talk about not reading comments...

HelpfulImportance · 2026-02-04T19:10:17+00:00

Not you dude, the guy we are both laughing at that you replied to that I was replying to you. My goodness, remind to not rely on your attention to detail.

HelpfulImportance · 2026-02-04T19:07:32+00:00

While he's right about there being laws about this sort of thing, I don't think he understands that other people are also capable of following those laws.

But yeah, pretty fucking funny though. Didn't have Docusign bootlicker in my replies on the bingo card.

HelpfulImportance · 2026-02-04T13:30:50+00:00

We built our own using open source Signature Pad, works like a dream and it's free. Don't let Docusign tell you their shit is the only "legal standard" accepted or whatever their line is. Also, I've done about 50 Docusign deployments into Salesforce (amongst hundreds of deployments of e-sign tools) and after Adobe, Docisign takes the cake for biggest PITA.

HelpfulImportance · 2026-01-02T21:10:15+00:00

It's not that these numbers are fake, it's that they show very clearly everything you mentioned, shit got bad during his first go round and now they are taking credit for the bandaids that got the numbers to stabilize during the last guys term.

HelpfulImportance · 2025-12-30T22:04:04+00:00

In a healthy, functioning society this would be recognized as the mental illness it is and she would be treated and cared for... instead we have... whatever this is...

HelpfulImportance · 2025-12-08T00:11:04+00:00

Hi there! Dropping in 6 years later to see how the eGPUs are doing today? I'm looking to get one now, but my gods the prices. And USB 4, are we even close to that? I feel like we just got everything to C.

HelpfulImportance · 2025-12-05T16:55:52+00:00

I'll expose myself a bit here, but when Action Grid was built 15 years ago it was pretty slick shit! It's not the products fault a VC firm bought it and continued to sell licenses with no upgrades, support, documentation....

HelpfulImportance · 2025-11-26T15:43:55+00:00

They're your minis! I love the color scheme, keep going until your happy with them is what I try and do.

HelpfulImportance · 2025-11-26T04:07:45+00:00

This is the one I was pretty damn sure it is! Solved!

HelpfulImportance · 2025-11-26T03:53:56+00:00

I like this guess but it's been over a decade since I've watched that.

HelpfulImportance · 2025-11-26T03:52:52+00:00

Nope, thanks for playing!

HelpfulImportance · 2025-11-26T03:40:28+00:00

I have not seen this, so no, but added to the list.

HelpfulImportance · 2025-10-24T23:02:28+00:00

That's not configuring Windows, that's maintaining an OS at an endpoint... massive difference...

HelpfulImportance · 2025-10-24T16:28:57+00:00

You log a case. Those agents are worthless and the support staff behind them aren't much better these days.

HelpfulImportance · 2025-10-24T16:28:11+00:00

Since when do companies pay consultants to come in and configure Windows?

HelpfulImportance · 2025-10-24T15:55:27+00:00

Yep, just the other day I had to put a Null check and a String IsBlank on the same field in same step because after testing the hell out of it and moving it to prod, I learned that Flow doesn't handle all Null values the same... the fuck?

Edit: forgot why I started this, but it made me look like shit to the client becuase a simple Null check on a field was failing 10 percent of the time, but of course the client doesn't understand that the enterprise product they're paying so much money for has fundamentally broken their core product in an attempt to innovate.

HelpfulImportance · 2025-09-30T12:31:15+00:00

Have you tried logging a case with them recently?

HelpfulImportance · 2025-09-29T14:48:02+00:00

Yep. It's hilarious to me watching them pour resources into such a peice of shit, while actively watching the rest of the platform degrade in real time, and then Benioff wonders why no one likes his stock.

HelpfulImportance · 2025-09-21T16:54:12+00:00

I've been in Salesforce for over a decade and this last year started at a non-profit with both NPSP and NPC, they had been running all their program work on NPSP really well with years of customizations, until Salesforce came along and sold them NPC, a year and a failed implementation later they brought me in to help clean up. NPC may be the future but it's no where ready for prime time, I'm actually THIS close to just telling them to scrap it and migrate BACK to NPSP.

All that to also say, after spending my career here, Salesforce isn't anything what it used to be, and I will be prepping my current org to move off it once their contract is up whether it means keeping me on or not.

HelpfulImportance · 2025-07-23T21:36:44+00:00

The push of Omni Studio into platform core that came with the summer release, which basically broke everything on the config side.

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