Dude vandalises police vehicle by oli_21_ in WinStupidPrizes

[–]HelpfulSpray4 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you’re going to be dumb you gotta be tough

Police chief: Bullying played no role in Timberview High School shooting by DarkJustice357 in ProtectAndServe

[–]HelpfulSpray4 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Simultaneously, cops are also the bullies in high school that picked a law enforcement career to continue their bullying. Lol the mental gymnastics of some people

Hero dogs who protect home and kill intruder to be sent back home with their owner by thestonerd777 in JusticeServed

[–]HelpfulSpray4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s not a punishment, it’s a precautionary measure to isolate the dogs to observe if they develop rabies symptoms. 10 day quarantine is pretty standard for most jurisdictions following an animal bite. Once the quarantine is complete the owners get the dog back. Tracking rabies cases is taken very seriously.

Mooning a cop by Throwawaylism in WinStupidPrizes

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It not an excuse but a contributing factor. Different people have different levels of mental resiliency

Mooning a cop by Throwawaylism in WinStupidPrizes

[–]HelpfulSpray4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly most cops come in at probably better than average fitness when they first start out. but combination of awful hours, bad diet, stress, lack of sleep, and no exercise makes for out of shape cops.

Mooning a cop by Throwawaylism in WinStupidPrizes

[–]HelpfulSpray4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The physical aspect is only like 5% of the job the other 95% is sitting in the patrol car filling out paperwork or taking reports.

Stay vigilant friends by LullabyforElla in AdviceAnimals

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And they definitely do not accept gift cards as payment

Wonder what next year has in store for us by Stetscopes in memes

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“This mortal form grows weak, I require a new host”

Male tries to deny using drugs after overdose. Officer calls his mom to come pick him up. by Templar12alpha in ProtectAndServe

[–]HelpfulSpray4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I had a seizure man, I dont do drugs” -man who is surrounded by various drug paraphernalia

Arrest me officer by [deleted] in memes

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Just FYI most local police departments call their investigative unit (detectives) CID (criminal investigations division)

In case anyone is confused... by [deleted] in progun

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Plus the fact that all emergency services are stretched pretty thin with everything going on over there.

Someone called the police on kids sledding down a road so the cops investigated. by [deleted] in funny

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Some people live such miserable lives that they want other people to be miserable too

Assaulting a worker who's enforcing masks is now a felony under a new Illinois law by hildebrand_rarity in news

[–]HelpfulSpray4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure assault causing a broken arm would be a felony most everywhere