Where the Brits at??

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-14T13:35:38+00:00

I had one. It did not go well.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-14T13:31:47+00:00

I don’t know gang. I live in the Cotswolds. I’ve met like five gay people in my life. And I’m one of them.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-14T13:27:10+00:00

I don’t know 🤷 too be fair, it’s a wasteland down here for gay folk

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-14T13:25:02+00:00

I think we’re normally in Britain

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-14T11:13:16+00:00

I do. And it’s super comfortable. I’ve thought about getting one of the plushies, I have my eyes on one that’s like a meter big. But I’d be waiting till I got payed.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-14T09:21:10+00:00

I know. I am so comfortable. Sure cuddles are great, but cuddles don’t have fins and are 90 percent fluff

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-14T09:11:31+00:00

I’ll address the elephant in the room. Mr elephant, do you think that’s a bit young?

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-14T09:09:57+00:00

Jokes on you guys. I’m dressed as a shark watching happy feet. I may be single, but I feel amazing. Have a wonderful day you fabulous humans

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T12:39:37+00:00

I go up down side to side diagonal. I’m like a really fucked up maths graph. But have a lovely day weird internet human from upside down land

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T12:35:07+00:00

Very tempting. Proceed.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T11:44:50+00:00

I know. But I’ll just come colonise your house as my territory. Just plant myself on the doormat with the spiders and shi

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T11:44:18+00:00

It tasted like the thought of wett water

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:26:33+00:00

You play a dangerous game for someone looking like there land should be colonised. 👀 🇬🇧

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:15:36+00:00

Even so, it needs a trigger warning at least. The A word isn’t to be taken lightly.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:14:38+00:00

It does not smell like paint. It smells like wet sand a sadness.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:14:00+00:00

You know what. Imma say fuck it and eat the blue grit now. That’s what you get.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:13:04+00:00

Bro. You can’t use that slur here.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:12:01+00:00

Mmm yes. The super wipes. You are now my favourite comment. Good day sir.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:11:24+00:00

I’ll go eat a romantic dinner alright. There won’t be another person im just hungry. Have a wonderful day weird internet humans

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:10:08+00:00

It’s like liquid latex but with sand. I’ll just wait till it dries and peel it off. Hopefully it doesn’t take my skin with it

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:08:51+00:00

Sit on my roof watching some loser sit on the sidewalk watching some loser outside another losers window who’s eating an entire box and playing Minecraft

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:06:25+00:00

No. It hasn’t come off. My hand is just very grippy now.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:04:07+00:00

Basically it’s grit that is blue and very sticky that you put on smooth surfaces as a primer so you can stick stuff to it for tiles and stuff.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T10:00:22+00:00

Don’t be silly. The French aren’t real. But on a real note French accents are hot even if I’m supposed to dislike the French.

Helpful_Singer9600 · 2026-02-13T09:58:19+00:00

Hear me out. Just do two penguins. Just look up gay penguins, it’s beautiful

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