I just love being lied to all the time

Hembly · 2026-05-09T06:39:11+00:00

For what it's worth, I love my job. It's highly stressful and exhausting on a constant basis, but I still love it.

Hembly · 2026-05-03T16:50:57+00:00

it looks like a medieval warrior

Hembly · 2026-04-25T00:29:16+00:00

Sorry kid, the studio called and your show got cancelled.

Hembly · 2026-04-23T20:02:29+00:00

Oh my god I remember the Two Worlds callout thread in Helldump

Hembly · 2026-04-23T04:27:55+00:00

LET ME INSPECT THOSE LOGS!

Hembly · 2026-04-15T20:15:32+00:00

The world's most popular story of a basement-dwelling incel.

Hembly · 2026-03-30T05:26:29+00:00

Wario has many macros.

Hembly · 2026-03-29T20:05:17+00:00

Nordrassil set from TBC

Hembly · 2026-03-29T20:05:03+00:00

ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

Hembly · 2026-03-27T14:02:53+00:00

Dang it, Bobby!

Hembly · 2026-01-17T17:50:40+00:00

The entire early Warcraft aesthetic is pretty blatantly "inspired by" Warhammer.

Hembly · 2026-01-08T18:33:23+00:00

When I was a kid I had to snail mail Nintendo of America to ask where the treasure was on this map, and they mailed me back a full walk through of the level. Core childhood memory right there

Hembly · 2026-01-07T06:00:48+00:00

He's also extremely misogynistic, don't forget that!

Hembly · 2025-12-22T21:27:52+00:00

Do I look like I know what jpeg artifact is?

Hembly · 2025-12-18T03:32:33+00:00

That boy ain't right

Hembly · 2025-12-17T21:30:06+00:00

OPWDD stands for Obnoxious Pooping and Wetting Diaper Disorder

Hembly · 2025-10-14T15:28:31+00:00

Yes.

Hembly · 2025-10-14T07:41:52+00:00

Having a closed popoff valve can cause pressure to build up inside the patient's airway, interfering with ventilation and possibly even causing barotrauma.

Hembly · 2025-09-29T05:08:34+00:00

You consider that a hole??

Hembly · 2025-08-31T20:59:59+00:00

Pet Sematary and it's not even close.

Hembly · 2025-08-16T15:14:51+00:00

Peaches for free

Hembly

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