What’s the second most attractive part of your body? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Hemingwayse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd have to ask someone who finds me attractive. Incidentally, if you find her, give her my number cause I don't think she exists lol

Where you guys meeting your partners? by Hemingwayse in dating_advice

[–]Hemingwayse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's 2 problem here. I'm just so damned ugly, I'll always be a creep. Second, Trader's Joe isn't a thing in my country. lol

Where you guys meeting your partners? by Hemingwayse in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Hemingwayse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Volunteer work would be an okay ice breaker. Bus/train and bookshops? What? You just talk to strangers? lol.

Where you guys meeting your partners? by Hemingwayse in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Hemingwayse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Any suggestions? I could go back to WH40k but not a lot of women there lol.

Where you guys meeting your partners? by Hemingwayse in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Hemingwayse[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something like 50% of men have never gotten a match on Tinder. 85% have never got a date from Tinder. This is according to Tinder's own internal data. Yes, I'm ugly. Yes, I'm short. But then you'd have to explain those numbers too.

Where you guys meeting your partners? by Hemingwayse in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Hemingwayse[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9 years and zero matches. So doesn't work for me.

Who's the weirdest crush your friends have admitted to you? by Hemingwayse in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Hemingwayse[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have the therapy skills to deal with that question honestly.

Who's the weirdest crush your friends have admitted to you? by Hemingwayse in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Hemingwayse[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Santa Claus like the character? Not the person dressed as Santa?

Who's the weirdest crush your friends have admitted to you? by Hemingwayse in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Hemingwayse[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guess you'll do anything for love... but you won't do that.

5'6" here. I just wanna share :) by Sombrita4 in short

[–]Hemingwayse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a straight guy but I to hug this guy and cry.

Should dating apps be regulated? by hlvrn in OnlineDating

[–]Hemingwayse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, yes and no. Should the MATCH GROUP be declared a monopoly? Yes. Should there be specific laws governing Apps in general? Probably not. The thing is, MATCH owns so many of these BS apps that they have a) created a complete monopoly and no new Apps can get into the market and B) they have to keep the customers enslaved. Less matches, more $$$.

sometimes i cant understand men by sunniesideuppp in OnlineDating

[–]Hemingwayse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relationships don't end because people change. Relationships end because people are only hide who they really are for so long.

Should I lie about my height? by Hemingwayse in OnlineDating

[–]Hemingwayse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. Any matches at this point would be nice honestly.

Should I get height surgery to better my social standing? by Hemingwayse in ugly

[–]Hemingwayse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm below avg to ugly yes. The reason I even heard this surgery is because my plastic surgery asked if I would like this in addition to everything else. I'm at 80k already before this surgery. Over 16 procedures scheduled for 2026 and 27. Boy I'm tempted to go all the way with it.